Soviet Russia, Croatia

[katchemash]

It is time for a Jihad. The Central Asian Homelands will not tolerate rude, lying Russians ever again. Like in 1991 its time to kick russians and make them fleee like whipped dogs!

[Deadlift_pro]

>wiping out Croatia for no reason?
>presumably he's the guy that's going to kill you and everyone else in soviet russia...
>It certainly sounds to me like you're trying very hard to insult someone, and if isn't the village you apparently wiped out, then you're insulting the people who are going to kill you for it
>Лазим рядом с деревней увидели труп одного из наших товарищей на их территории
>Так это кажись тот самый Путин который к моей старой деревне таран прикатывал





Anything fucking else you are willing to know? ^_^ No? ^_^ Then, again:

Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

Thou art a turkish imp, the damned devil's brother and friend, and a secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight art thou that cannot slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou a son of a bitch wilt not ever make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.

Thou art the Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, Armenian pig, Podolian villain, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, a fool before our God, a grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. Thou wilt not even be herding Christian pigs. Now we shall conclude, for we don't know the date and don't have a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year in the book, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

Koshovyi Otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host

Sincerely not yours, bypasser.

The only person ever killed within town walls before you glitching asshats showed up was Griegors' alt.

[axcelady]

don't hate russians too much, if they're not here the game would be far less interesting.

seriously these type of games (and fallout online) needs russians to get the game going with more pvp things going on.

the world these days even hunger for complete peace and safety.. that's just boring and lame to be honest.

[sirlagsalot]

The only person ever killed within town walls before you glitching asshats showed up was Griegors' alt. Safe to safe you've made me hate all russians, and I'll do all in my power the next time I see one to murder him. Enjoy stalingrad/WW2 all over again.

It is time for a Jihad. The Central Asian Homelands will not tolerate rude, lying Russians ever again. Like in 1991 its time to kick russians and make them fleee like whipped dogs!

So, basically, you and your direct allies (The Holy Roman Empire) declared war to all the russian griefies and organized communities, because we found your ram on our territory, and a corpse of our men - on yours territory, as on screenies and russian forums, and took measures, as on screenies and russian forums? Ok then, im glad we have something to do again ^_^

[sabinati]

CAE = HRE?

[joojoo1975]

CAE = HRE?

Wha?

first off what is CAE? is that for Croatia?

[sirlagsalot]

2 sabi ->
Well, not quite, but afaik, yes, they are related. Or are not they? ^_^

[L0ckAndL0ad]

It is time for a Jihad. The Central Asian Homelands will not tolerate rude, lying Russians ever again. Like in 1991 its time to kick russians and make them fleee like whipped dogs!

Jeez, guys, i'm so sick of it..

"Russains blah-blah-blah did blah-blah-blah".. There are villagers. Just freaking villagers. Lone travelers, whatever. No freaking russians! Period.
Or do you want everyone to make gay topics like "freaking americans(japs/germans/whatever) did blah-blah-blah"? Sure they did! But why don't we post such things? Cuz it's gonna be stupid to point at the whole freaking race. You making me feel like I wanna kill you for being racists. Don't do that, please.

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I'll tell you what I know about this "Croatia" conflict. Guy from RiverFlame contaced me on this matter and told me somebody took their tin mine. I came by, contacted that guy called Putin (ls of Croatia). He said they came there, to the dead village at that time, with a mine hole in the center, and all the things were about to decay. They saw the claim on mine, so they waited for several days. They were walking around and didn't find anyone. Then they took this mine by rebuilding the village from a scratch. Built new walls, repaired all items, started to live there. And then guys from RiverFlame came and said to one of the croatians "gtfo or die". Next day I came, and made a contact - one guy in leather armor called me and our fella from RiverFlame terrorists, but anyway, i wasn't offended by this, and got a contact with their LS eventually. So yeah, I told them they need to sort things out peacefully, cuz we (Mirgorod) don't need dead neighbours. There was no need to kill anybody. So, i helped both villages to make a contact with each other and to have a peaceful talk.

Then I went doing some big repairs in my IRL apartment for a few weeks without logging in game. What happend next -- i don't know. From what I can see - guys didn't sort this out peacefully. LS of RiverFlame told me croatians took their other mine (the iron one), and then somebody killed somebody, and then former villagers of RiverFlame called for a backup on russian H&H forum (they called for Soviet Russia).

So, what did we learn today?

1. Don't be stupid by calling guys "russains"(germans, japs, whatever), especially if you're reffering to criminals or some other bullsh~. Others may feel offended.
2. Wall up your mines. Watch for it. -- I still don't know why RiverFlame didn't do that. And then they've lost another mine? Really?
3. Scratch ~10 people off on the north.

Are there any croatians in here who can tell us the story?

[sirlagsalot]

2 L0ckAndL0ad ->

LS of RiverFlame told me croatians took their other mine (the iron one), and then somebody killed somebody, and then former villagers of RiverFlame called for a backup on russian H&H forum (they called for Soviet Russia).

>Лазим рядом с деревней увидели труп одного из наших товарищей на их территории
>Так это кажись тот самый Путин который к моей старой деревне таран прикатывал

google:

> Lazim near the village saw the corpse of one of our comrades on their territory
> So it would seem this is the same Putin who to my old countryside ram roll

me:

>Were scouting near the village, saw a corpse of one of our pals under their claim
>Hey, it seems to be the same Putin who rammed my old village

source (warning: russian language!): http://www.havenandhearth.ru/forum/show ... 68&page=17

So, if any1 else says we had no reasons and that was an unprovoked act of agression - well, u got me, u can read that "Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!" thingy again, yeah XD

[L0ckAndL0ad]

The original message

Лазим рядом с деревней увидели труп одного из наших товарищей на их территории
Так это кажись тот самый Путин который к моей старой деревне таран прикатывал

don't make sense, cuz:

- graveyard was there before Croatians got there.
- who said it was Putin who made this ram?