An almost epic takeover

[burgingham]

Oh it wouldn't be just for this, believe me. Just read up on his old posts. I can basically post what I want, he will manage to make some Sodom conspiracy out of it. Maybe I should open a "the sweetest kittens" thread and see how he manages to derail that one.

[serpentyngallery]

Everyone knows the kittens are evil, and by starting a thread about the "sweetest kittens" you'd obviously be speaking of the most evil and diabolical ones of all... the ones what walk across your keyboard when you've turned your back for 5 minutes and piss on it, and then just stand there, waiting for you to return, casualy stroll off as you return to your keyboard, and smirk as you start typing away, and then start swearing as the kitten is nowhere to be found... Oh yes... they are truely evil... almost as evil as one who would start a post about the most diabolical creature on the face of the planet . The creature that sent Cthulhu screaming back into the heart of Ryl'yeh (always forget how to spell that one) and conspire with the great old ones how to become more like the cuteness that kills. (I just caught myself doing the Mr. Burns finger bounce, yes, excelent)

Damn... I really should stop drinking coffee after midnight.

feel free to cut this post down... but for what it's worth, I enjoyed your story Burg

[burgingham]

You forgot the part where Sodom uses those kittens to take over the world!

[Oblivior]

It's sad that someone has to be important for you to back off, I woudn't even bother sending you a message and just hunt you down from there for taking that mine i mean, you clearly see activity and an unfinished village idol it just so rude to do that...

[burgingham]

Thing is, should you try to hunt me down it would be you who is dead afterwards. It may be rude to take over the mine, but the hearthlands are a rough place and this is politics my friend (the extreme end of it, but still politics).

[Sotsa]

lol

[exewu]

lol

This thread is, without question, the best thread in months.

[Oblivior]

Thing is, should you try to hunt me down it would be you who is dead afterwards. It may be rude to take over the mine, but the hearthlands are a rough place and this is politics my friend (the extreme end of it, but still politics).

I never said i would come hunt you down and i am not speaking of my own character just saying if i was the LS of Mordor or whatever its called you would be hunted down whitout a question.
I dont care if its politics the fact the guy showed up and you still carried on tells me enof and having a person like that on my land sorry i would not feel safe knowing he could backstab any moment.

[niltrias]

I liked the story.

Not just amusing, it is almost an instructionary tale about the importance of banding together in large factions in this game, and a cautionary tale of the dangers of not doing so.

And of course, it is all well and good if no one loses an eye or a mine. And no one lost either.

Good luck in finding a wild mine tho.

[Thurrok]

I woudn't even bother sending you a message and just hunt you down from there

If you found an important mine and didn't fortify it in the first few hours, it is also likely that you are not sophisticated enough to pull off such an epic act of serving justice. I strongly doubt the real mine owners would've been able to kill burg's noob alt, even if they wanted to.