random newbie attacks

[NaoWhut]

Nice story =D

[sabinati]

I shall now recite a morbid tale to shed light upon the character of this Caketan knave: One day as I toiled to create a village claim to remove a claim on a abandoned mine I heard voices, following them to the source I found three men conversing. Among them was a man named Caketan, luring them with promises of metal and glory I invited them to join my village and they agreed. The next day I returned and discovered that Caketan had started a new village not twenty feet from mine and was training noobs in it. Speaking to him I offered to take over the duty of Lawspeaking for him as I was more experienced, and he accepted. Pleased with the reuniting of our villages I went to inspect my new peons and was horrified; they set upon every tree in sight, felling them to build houses not three tiles apart from each other, they had no crops and no hunter to bring food. Sighing I assisted them as best I could then went to sleep. Two days later I awoke and found the village deserted, by conversing with Caketan I discovered that they had left to build a new village as they had ruined the island. Determined to see how they were doing I set off to see them, along the way I asked a simple question and was met with a insulting and downright unpleasant answer from one of Caketan's cronies, for the next half hour him and Caketan tried to piss me off and succeeded greatly. When I finally reached the village I was stopped by a river I could not cross without a boat, the same goon who had heckled me came with a boat, staying just out of reach and darting away when I got near. Eventually he ferried me over, then stopped midway and told me he would kill me if I stole anything or if he just decided didn't like me, I was unimpressed as he had neither weapon or armor. A brief look over the village told me it was more hovel than town and I left, my curiosity satisfied.

So, after these ordeals at the hands of the idiotic Caketan and his followers I can confidently say: VERILY, YEA SUCK AT PHOTOSHOP DUMBASS!

don't use the word goon in vain or we'll come and kill you

[ThirdEmperor]

Sorry, I when I called them goons I meant it in the sense that they were braindead idiots, not that they were members of the faction known as the Goons, who are actually pretty cool.

[babycakes]

Well it has finally happened. Cake_tan has come for me. Can't say I didn't expect it, but hey, that's H&H for you. Got away fortunately.


Here is a friend's death.


Both attacks happened today. If anyone is interested (which I doubt) the attacks occurred a little south of Ironwell and Tinsel Town, between the two.

Wish I could do something about these events, however I can't. The only sliver for justice are these forums. But even then, I don't have much hope.

[ThirdEmperor]

I am nearby and will consider killing Caketan for you, but I don't work for free (although I'll will work cheaper than normal as I already hate him.)

[caketan]

These men are all liars, I have done nothing of the sort. They are trying to make me out as a wandering villain that only seeks violence and people's personal treasure. This is all far from the truth.

I was making my rounds on the Island where these people lived, taking out any boars that sought to cause trouble in exchange for said boar meat. These 3 people. Jesus, Resaru, and Alereena followed me around, skinned and butchered any boar I killed and took the meat for themselves. I let it be thinking I would be compensated later.

How ever, when I asked Retsaru for some kind of food in exchange for my work he mocked me and made jokes about my character. As a gentleman I could not let this happen so I struck him down once. I then asked him again for food as I was unable at the time to get it myself, he insisted on his ways so I struck him down again, this time he did not rise. I then raided his pantry for uncooked meat and prepared them over his unlit hearth fire.

I went to seek out the other two to see what they had to say on this matter. On the way I met Jesus, who fled to his cabin and attempted to ambush me, only to realize I had borrowed his quiver of arrows and both of his bows prior to this event. I decided to spare his life and let him flee from his camp in exchange for everything he didn't throw into his row-boat.

I am just trying to make a living while people are constantly out to take everything I have.


Here is me helping out some new villagers. I am no bandit.

[ThirdEmperor]

Borrowed his arrows? You mean stole, especially considering you took them to kill his pal.

Also, you killed him for skinning a boar you killed and not paying you back, even though you stated that you didn't tell him that he would have to?

News flash! By not saying anything you surrendered your right to request payment at a later date. You left a boar you had killed on the floor, didn't say anything and walked away when they skinned it, any nonretard would take this to mean you didn't want the boar and it was theirs to take, in the villages I've been at hunters leave their kills behind all the time.

I know you're a retard among retards, but this is stupid even for you.

Your not worth the time it would take to kill you, so I think I'll rescind my previous offer. My Q68 arrows are better spent killing ants.

[ThirdEmperor]

It's also worth noting how quickly he switched from "I didn't do it, I don't have rage." to "They commited a unbelievably minor offense, I had ever right to kill them over a imagined slight!"

[babycakes]

Don't get riled up over fiction, please

It just feeds him

[snafuu]

This guy really seems like he might be psychotic. He's just so weird. Plus he's all like "BRING ME THE GIRL!" for some reason. Well, I did sail by him a few times and call him names. It's funny that he first got such a vendetta against someone whose name he can't even remember.

You can't have me.