I forgot where I was posting. And to whom it was directed.
"Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie", until you can find a rock." - It's from Will Rogers an American humorist from the early 1900s.
Here are some better ones that you also won't know:
“A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat without having his neighbor notice it.” - Trygve Lie
“Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest things in the nicest way.” - Isaac Goldberg
"Diplomacy is when two countries decide to fuck each other over." - Tom Clancy
It's not Google, it's called reading. Some people actually possess literacy and retention. And some people are just naturally superior.
By the way Jackard, you know you can hold shift and type a letter to capitalize right? And smilies are win. Always.