An Important opportunity for all northern warlords

[galwayboy]

If you own a large city or well established village In the northern Hearthlands, I have an exciting opportunity for you.
I can provide you with the means of overthrowing anabru, one of the most well established cities in the south. I have Hearth secrets, coords, keys, and several villagers in my pocket. PM me for details.

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[Endora]

They'll never see it coming!... oh wait.

[jordancoles]

So I may or may not have messaged the LS to change all of their locks and to bump up their security. MAY OR MAY NOT.



But I probably did

[mitchdevano]

Seriously? This is such a horrible post for so many reasons.
You just announced that you have moles inside of their village as well as keys. Now they will probably go and look through the newest members of the village and kill them off if they think that they are a rat. WHOOPY DO! KEYS? Fan-fucking-tastic now they can ram down there gates and just build new ones. NEW KEYS.
If they believe that you are a serious threat they will start taking our neighboring villages who they believe are a threat. preemptive strike. As far as crossroads go, they can Brickwall those things off and just throw stones and arrows at anyone who comes through.

[Sardte]

Seems legit

[dnasty]

funny thing is we dont use keys and noone has access to the keys except main people, even if a ram is placed at outer wall wouldnt you think that such a well established village would have several walls?

[painhertz]

What the fuck is an anabru?

[maze]

I have no clue what Anabru is.
But I'd gladly kill them for you.

But may I ask, why do you wish to kill Anabru?

[Sevenless]

*notes to self* In order to cause huge inconvenience to some random "large" town, I just have to claim to have keys to it on a forum post with a random alt.

Genius

[Malkreath]

You know in super-hero cartoons, when the villains would occasionally trap the hero and tell them their plan before they assure the hero is dead?
Well, you just did that

But I guess this anabru must be big, weird, considering I never heard about it