Good Kill
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Re: Good Kill
by MagicManICT » Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:45 pm
Eh. Who cares about them being friends? I just wish they could put up good verbal arguments. Instead it's like listening to a couple of drunks in a back alley before they start swinging at each other.
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Re: Good Kill
by WarpedWiseMan » Sun Apr 15, 2012 6:05 pm
I think they sound more like moonstruck lovers from the 1950s.
jordancoles: Ah, mi amore, let me suckle upon your sultry neck.
painhertz: I ain't queer.
jordancoles: But your head is ah-big and shiny like-ah duh moon and your lips they call to me, whispering 'Kiss me."
painhertz: I will gay bash you right now.
jordancoles: Your lips they say no, true, but your eyes, your eyes they say I like it in duh butt.
painhertz: Ah who am I kiddin' give me some sugah.
WarpedWiseMan: Listen, fellas this is a no homo zone, so I'm going to need you two to move along. Thanks.
jordancoles: Ah, mi amore, let me suckle upon your sultry neck.
painhertz: I ain't queer.
jordancoles: But your head is ah-big and shiny like-ah duh moon and your lips they call to me, whispering 'Kiss me."
painhertz: I will gay bash you right now.
jordancoles: Your lips they say no, true, but your eyes, your eyes they say I like it in duh butt.
painhertz: Ah who am I kiddin' give me some sugah.
WarpedWiseMan: Listen, fellas this is a no homo zone, so I'm going to need you two to move along. Thanks.
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.
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Re: Good Kill
by jordancoles » Sun Apr 15, 2012 6:06 pm
WarpedWiseMan wrote:I think they sound more like moonstruck lovers from the 1950s.
jordancoles: Ah, mi amore, let me suckle upon your sultry neck.
painhertz: I ain't queer.
jordancoles: But your head is ah-big and shiny like-ah duh moon and your lips they call to me, whispering 'Kiss me."
painhertz: I will gay bash you right now.
jordancoles: Your lips they say no, true, but your eyes, your eyes they say I like it in duh butt.
painhertz: Ah who am I kiddin' give me some sugah.
WarpedWiseMan: Listen, fellas this is a no homo zone, so I'm going to need you two to move along. Thanks.
LovelyDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.
Check out my pro-tips thread
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Re: Good Kill
by EyeOfRa » Sun Apr 15, 2012 6:12 pm
Moar!
God forgives, Melsonia does not
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Re: Good Kill
by iceheart » Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:51 pm
So bashing at each other is foreplay. Good to know.
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Re: Good Kill
by painhertz » Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:53 pm
:: Checks out of this thread since it's become gay fanfic of me :: :: Contemplates suicide IRL ::
"I shall PERSONALLY witness for you at the shiny, chrome gates of Valhalla!"
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Re: Good Kill
by joojoo1975 » Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:15 pm
painhertz wrote::: Checks out of this thread since it's become gay fanfic of me :: :: Contemplates suicide IRL ::
don't take the easy way out of life, m8
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Re: Good Kill
by Mumbles » Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:13 pm
painhertz wrote::: Contemplates suicide IRL ::
Guns, trains, explosives, jumping off of a bridge, or any other destructive method are out. We'll need to confirm the kill and make a post about that one, too. I suggest using a webcam to record hanging yourself from the rafters.
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Re: Good Kill
by ravenguard19 » Sun Apr 15, 2012 11:55 pm
painhertz wrote::: Checks out of this thread since it's become gay fanfic of me :: :: Contemplates suicide IRL ::
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_methods first read this. pick one of the methods listed there. Record Your suicide and ask somebody to post it here. This will make me happy. and other PH haters as well.
Because we can and we will.... die!
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Re: Good Kill
by painhertz » Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:14 am
You people are retarded....
"I shall PERSONALLY witness for you at the shiny, chrome gates of Valhalla!"
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