Loftar my dog drowned my char ressurect plox

[Avu]

Please resurrect my char because my dog spilled water on my keyboard and char went mad and went straight for the river. I want all my lp back too since it was obviously not my fault I died. I can bring the dog in for an interview and it will admit to everything.

P.S. That same dog ate my homework once too

[Britannia]

1. ROOMATE GETS ON CHAR
2. ROOMMATE BUYS SWIMMING
3. ROOMATE KILLS MY CHAR
4. I BITCH
5. LOFTAR RESURRECTS MY CHAR
6. ???
7. PROFIT

Discuss.

[Bismarck]

+1

Someone sticky this, lol.

[Bl1tzX]

Is this a parody thread or something because I do not see the thread that was parodied...

I mean, that other thread in the Congress section seems like a parody or a spam thread as well.

[Avu]

Don't make fun what parody this is serious.

[DatOneGuy]

I accidentally my cat when cum chase dog to jump keyboard and swim to die. can i res?!

P.S. I no cat, i dog

[saltmummy626]

1. take fist
2. punch self in dick
3. post pics of you punching self in dick
4. ???????
5. profit

srsly, this doesn't belong in congress...

[Bl1tzX]

O rly srs bsns?

Den i can haz cape plzzz?!1? i ply gamez 4 lng tiem n tink u r c00l.

(Did I jump on this bandwagon correctly?)

[Darki]

Something similar happened to me as well today

Me and my friend were sparring and i had to go eat. When i came back he had pmed me that his cat spilled cola on his keyboard making his char go crazy and kill me. This obviously wasnt my faulth and i want my lp back with the druid cloak and a blue cape as a extra because this is just silly that i died for something like this. He told me he can spill the words out of the cat if its needed to.

[sabinati]

merged