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Amazing village seeks help

Postby Fortress » Wed May 18, 2011 2:41 am

Greetings Hearthlings!
I will start by saying I am a member of the The National Socialist German Workers' Party which is sometimes known as the Nazi Party. Anyway I and my fellow Nazis have created a perfect little village on an island.
What we need: We need many people to help us clearcut the forest in the land surrounding our island and to help us pave Swastikas to show our superiority!
We request all available manpower to help us with our goal. Thank you and have a wonderful day everybody :).

UPDATE: Thank you everyone for your kind and generous replies! We also would like to thank everybody who has helped us convert our little piece of fatherland to a peaceful Nazi farming community and training camp! We have our farms established and soon hope to convert to a village where our leader ,and soon to be LS, Dafuror shall take over.
To all the villages in our area: Our building of military might and force should not frighten you, for we promise to not steamroll through all your villages as we have steamrolled through all of Europe in the past. We are a peace loving bunch and are fine with the small amount of land we have claimed now for the fatherland!
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Re: Amazing village seeks help

Postby WarpedWiseMan » Wed May 18, 2011 2:42 am

You aren't funny. Go back to your mother's basement and eat your pudding and shut the fuck up.
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Re: Amazing village seeks help

Postby sabinati » Wed May 18, 2011 3:26 am

hurrrrrrrrrr
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Re: Amazing village seeks help

Postby Saphireking65 » Wed May 18, 2011 4:12 am

It's been 66 years, get over it, douche bag.
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Re: Amazing village seeks help

Postby NaoWhut » Wed May 18, 2011 5:44 am

Hey guys! lets bring up the Soviet Union, japan, china,
the USA, Britain, the middle east, mexico, france, rome
spain, greece, persia, the church, terrorists, slavery,
the huns, mongols and cannibals too!!
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Re: Amazing village seeks help

Postby voedoo » Wed May 18, 2011 6:45 am

i think this is just provocation to destroy that village.
Noob troll.
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Re: Amazing village seeks help

Postby painhertz » Wed May 18, 2011 6:51 am

White Powder?
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Re: Amazing village seeks help

Postby Saphireking65 » Wed May 18, 2011 6:54 am

painhertz wrote:White Powder?


Wait, white powder? Like powdered doughnuts? Oh hell yea I want some doughnuts!
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Re: Amazing village seeks help

Postby kralmir » Wed May 18, 2011 8:52 am

Swastikas existed a metric fuckton of time before the nazis.

also it's written with a K. not a c you failure of a human being.
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Re: Amazing village seeks help

Postby Windforce » Wed May 18, 2011 9:09 am

Saphireking65 wrote:
painhertz wrote:White Powder?


Wait, white powder? Like powdered doughnuts? Oh hell yea I want some doughnuts!


Doughnuts.......... I..... want...... some......
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