The Best Deals

[Inspirational175]

Here at The Best Deals, we strive to provide you with the greatest shopping experience possible. We offer free shipping and a complimentary sex slave in select regions.

Selling:
1. The Standard Lulz - One Soul
2. The Deluxe Lulz - Two Souls
3. The Lulz with a Happy Ending - Three Souls ( or the smoldering remains of your first born child )

Buying:
1. Sex Slaves - A Hug
2. Smoldering Remains of First Born Children - Two Hugs
3. Value of Time - Three Hugs ( or a giant dildo [Ya know ya want it ;P] )

If you are looking to buy or sell any of the following things then please instant message Chief Executive Officer Inspirational175 or post on The Best Deals thread.

If you are not satisfied with your purchase, we have a no refund policy. We suggest if you are not satisfied to take your purchase, think really hard about why you bought it and shove it up your ass <3.

[Vigilance]

The fuck is this shit?