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War between the Panda and the NNN

Postby NovaCRFalpha » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:05 am

Tobias is in on the motherfuckin' house whit a computer.

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Re: War between the Panda and the NNN

Postby bmjclark » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:06 am

CRF, please don't pretend any one cares enough about u to post in this thread.
Cajoes wrote:I was the murder victim your guy aggro'd. And slew. Entirely unprovoked. Rather handily at that. Which prompted the retaliatory party. That you also handily slew.
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Re: War between the Panda and the NNN

Postby Deadlift_pro » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:10 am

NovaCRFalpha wrote:Tobias is in on the motherfuckin' house whit a computer.

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Come on Sodom, don't leave your uncle t-bag hangin'


bravo, fellow seal team 6 member.. we got him!

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edit: this is quite the story, our band of ultimate badasses were able to bait skorm into leaving scents and later tracked those scents to his crimeboss lair. safe to say skorm is fucking retarded, so he got shot by a US seal sharpshooter known only by code name: c.r.f.
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Re: War between the Panda and the NNN

Postby NovaCRFalpha » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:11 am

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Re: War between the Panda and the NNN

Postby shadowchris » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:21 am

Deadlift_pro wrote:
NovaCRFalpha wrote:bravo, fellow seal team 6 member.. we got him!

Lol
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Re: War between the Panda and the NNN

Postby painhertz » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:25 am

Deadlift_pro wrote:
NovaCRFalpha wrote:Tobias is in on the motherfuckin' house whit a computer.

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Come on Sodom, don't leave your uncle t-bag hangin'


bravo, fellow seal team 6 member.. we got him!

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edit: this is quite the story, our band of ultimate badasses were able to bait skorm into leaving scents and later tracked those scents to his crimeboss lair. safe to say skorm is fucking retarded, so he got shot by a US seal sharpshooter known only by code name: c.r.f.


Hard to believe this numb cunt still posts on here.....LMFAO...
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Re: War between the Panda and the NNN

Postby NovaCRFalpha » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:26 am

bjmclark and burgingham have been best friends for years and lived in noob village with there parents. They had some amazing adventures fighting off evil Doctor tobias and his sidekick deadlift_pr0 who is tobias friend. They had some tragedies along the way with the lost of bjmclark uncle painhertz and skorm. They held a big funeral for them were everyone came to see them for one last time before they were buried underneath the earth.

They both died from tobias massive attack while everyone managed get away to safety. bjmclark and burgingham were off to destroy tobias factory when this happened and there was no time to get back in time to save them. They managed to destroy the factory while there was no security. burgingham were is everyone because this is way too easy? Says bjmclark. I don't know but I think this is a distraction so tobias can get away with his evil plain says burgingham. You got it burgingham let head back to knothole and see what happening down there.

They were trying to back as fast as possible to the village and bjmclark was caring burgingham so they could get there quicker. burgingham went down on bjmclark and grabbed his package. burgingham slowly caressed his hand around his member and started playing with it. When this happened bjmclark stopped as quickly as possible because his was mind was on what his best friend was doing. This is the first time this has ever happened to him. bjmclark lied on the ground while watching what his best friend was doing.

burgingham they turned around and stuck his penis right in front of his best friends face. bjmclark grabbed his friend member and stared playing with it and stared jerking him off. He looked down at his friend and he was slowing sucking up and down his cock. He took his mouth off bjmclark cock and told his to suck it bitch. He then went back to work on bjmclark cock. bjmclark then started slowly sucking his cock and enjoyed it very much and forgot all about the trouble in the world.

bjmclark and burgingham both cummed into each other mouths and drank it all down. Then bjmclark right back to suck off burgingham some and his friend decide to do the same. This went on for another 10 min. they both got up after they cleaned the cum off each other privates and then cleaned off each other face. They French kissed and went back home after bjmclark told his this was my first time he's ever done this sort of thing. burgingham said I hope you like that because there more to come tonight at my house.

They finally got back to knothole when then saw robots of tobias all over the place. So this is where they were and are mission was a trap set by tobias Said bjmclark. burgingham agreed with him and just at that moment bjmclark went at bjmclark speed and destroyed all the robots in the village.

Then he saw too bodies lying on the ground on was his dad and skorm his other best friend and said to him earlier that day is as soon as you get back you can see me naked and have sex with me because I finally decided how far I'm willing to take are relation ship.

One year earlier.

bjmclark was staying over at skorm house for a sleep over, she was his only girl friend for the past five years and it wasn't just a sleep over as he thought it would be. skorm invited his over for a master batting evening and he agreed to it. skorm explained to him that we will be master batting in front of each other and we will be master batting off each other. You also can go down on me and I can go down on you. We will not have sex what so ever.

bjmclark and skorm were having so much fun the only time they took a break was when they had to use the bathroom and when her parents knocked on the door to see if they needed anything. Every time the head of his penis got sore we just asked her to suck him off instead. They switched positions so he could lick her pussy. His tong and his member were getting sore but didn't care. He just wanted this night to last for as long as possible.

This lasted for five hours until he couldn't take the pain any longer. He told skorm that he could still eat her pussy while his hand was playing with it. If you want to and I'll just sit on your head and leave your penis alone for an hour. skorm got up while bjmclark hand was caressing her sweet juicy pussy that has cummed so many times on his hand and his face and he still wanted more of it. skorm sat down on his face and enjoyed the sweet pleasure of his tong deep in her while she was playing with her boobs which are a C cup.

This continued on for the next two hours and then bjmclark said my dick feels a lot better now so you can have some more fun with it. This continued through the night until dawn the next day while they were both really tried from all that with there mouths still on each other privets. They both woke up around 9:30 am and gave each other one last blow job before bjmclark went home latter that day.

That was the best night he ever had with the one girl he really loved for he past five years and now she dead. bjmclark ran over to check his dad body for a pulse and there wasn't one. He then checked his girl friend body for a pulse and didn't feel one and when no one was looking he caressed her boobs and played with her pussy one last time till she cummed.

bjmclark went over to dig to graves and was crying a lot and really loudly while he was digging. The villagers looked at him and offered there help but he kept refusing and wanted to left alone. Even burgingham asked him and still said no. burgingham tolled his he make him feel a lot better tonight so he forget all his troubles for one night at least.

bjmclark got the graves dug and put there body in there graves and said a prayer in privet.
I will miss both of you the love of my life and the farther who raised me to who I am today. I hope you wait for me my love because when I go you're the 1st person I want to see.

The funeral service gathered and held a ceremony for both of them. After the service was over bjmclark started covering up the graves. He was morning and still crying. bjmclark finished in a hour and they were completely cover in dirt. Just at that moment it started to rain and a thunder storm was coming. He could here it of in the distance and ran off to burgingham house to see what he was talking about.

One of the graves started to shake and the dirt was coming off it. A hand reached up and then pulled out of the grave. The person walked up to burgingham house and knocked on the door and burgingham answered the door while bjmclark was right beside him. They were both in shock to who they saw. The person came in the house and said are you surprised to see me?
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Re: War between the Panda and the NNN

Postby burgingham » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:29 am

What on earth does this random strangers death have to do with us?

Also banning you CRF.
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