How I made Mvpeh Ragequit. (Warning: Extreme Lulz)

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How I made Mvpeh Ragequit. (Warning: Extreme Lulz)

Postby ShadowRanger » Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:05 am

Sorry for being so late on the post, but I have been busy with work lately.

WARNING LONG POST TLDR AT BOTTOM AND SS'S

Story Time.
This all started when I was but a young nab, under the character name Realak. I had 2 months of effort put into my characters at the time and I was very active.
I made some noob forum posts about some noob adventures on my first main. I lived with 3/3 hp. Then I died during on a lag spike while foraging on an ant hill.
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Said Post
viewtopic.php?f=7&t=26430&p=331734#p331734
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Followup Post (Well said Burgingham, but it ended up coming in handy so :P )
viewtopic.php?f=7&t=26544&p=333652#p333652 (notice the on to my new main Realak part)
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During this time, Mvpeh added me on skype, and was apologetic about my death. When he approached me he said that he liked to help "noobs out" etc etc

(Will go more into depth on his devious deeds later, It wasn't just me he did this too.)

He did trade me my first pickaxe, for some shitty curious, and that helped me get mining and I thank him for that. Oh the happy times of being a blissful noob and loving the game...
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Scene of the Crime during happy times
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PART II: SAD PANDA TIME

A Few days later, DRAMA TIME, I'm out foraging and my farmer reports to me someone suspicious is at the gates asking for who is in charge. I told them to run inside and I would hearth there shortly.
My farmer continued standing there talking to the guy (without moving, when I told him to stay moving)

KA-POW STONE TO THE FACE


He was ko'd. One shot. My idiot cook decides to come outside and see what's up.

KA-POW STONE TO DA FACEEEEEEEEEE

He was ko'd.

I, being the wiser, decided to log on a fresh alt sitting out there to check things out. I see my double ko'd friends lying lifelessly on the ground.
Thinking them already dead I yelled out " WHAT HAVE YOU DONE" because it truly mattered to me, these were some real good gents to hang with out and it was a real downer for them to have died.

"Give me curios, Or I will kill them" He demanded

"Bring me your leader"

Since the adrenaline was going for my friends lives, I no longer cared about my own main, and logging on,I stepped into his view, but constantly moving, constantly moving...

"I'll give you all of our good items and curious, just please don't hurt my friends" I replied.

By this time, my farmer was no longer unconscious, but he dared not yet move.

" Actually, I just want you, open the gates, come outsides, and your friends,they will live" The mysterious stranger demanded.

I said "Yes." I was ready to die for my friends. But seemingly at random ( it makes sense now) the stranger one shotted both of them, fast, real fast. Dude had high mm, he barely had to aim.

"Suffer their deaths and know you could have prevented it" He said. I of course, the adrenaline going, stopped to comment to that vile remark, especially when I was just about to sacrifice myself for them, so in my error, I stopped moving and started responded, It gave him the opening...

KA POW

Ko'd.

KAAAA POWWWWWWWW

Death. Clients exits. GG. Wtf happened? Who was this man with such murderous intent?

Scene of the crime after...
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PART III: THE TRUTH BECOMES CLEAR

I sent Mvpeh a skype chat about the attack etc, asking for help. He agreed to track the scents. Little did I freaking know the circus show he would pull on me...
He made a big deal about coming, grabbing the scents and saying he was off to track the perp. He claimed he found the perps bad and actually caught him outside and ko'd him.
He then said he killed the perp, and took his gear promimsing to drop it by for me to help with my loss..

VENGEANCE WAS MINE!!!!!! or was it?

A Few weeks pass and I now and then kept asking for that gear. I wasn't like annoying and bugging him about it, I usually threw it in at the end of our conversations. He keeps dodging, making it seem insignificant, and that he would bring it by later. He became kinda inactive on his main (Little did I know he was really busy just harassing and trolling people on alt characters during this time.)
Finally I just stopped asking altogether and got over it. I rebuilt with my new main, we moved on.

I always swore revenge on whoever did this to me though, and told myself that I would bide my time until the deed was done.

During the rebuild time Mvpeh and I started chatting more and more on skype, and I guess he started trusted me, all along lying to me and what not.


(Random part where I got experience in low UA combat, becomes clear later)
My village "The Hunger Games" died from a killing from alekseevya on a noob and some swedes raiding from the north. I was fresh with the skill rage, and wanting revenge for the raid, grabbed the best gear I could, and bade farewell to my remaining villagers who were splitting ways and began tracking my enemy. I caught them unawares and only low combat members on, after a grueling under 50 ua on both sides fight, I miraculously recovered my defense bar in what I thought was a sure loss and I knocked out my opponent, took his curious, gear, and ran and looted the village. As I was running away I ran into another patrol from the village of about 3-5 of the villagers and they began the chase, unfortunately they had tons of boats lying around and during a lag spike on the river, they surrounded me, pinned me on the shore and one hopped into my boat for a fight, another long low ua fight, and I almost won again ( he was stronger) but I lost,but before they could kill me I recovered from the KO and drowned myself.

New main time. This time, MVPEH invited me to live in one of his HV's for the time being and keep the place up for him, since he had several Hearthvaults in different parts of the world.
It became clear later he ran a massive ring of murder/troll alts who harassed newer players to the game. (some proof in ss's coming)

More proof here: The Robinchips Dovahboo thread or whatever: viewtopic.php?f=29&t=26454&hilit=Robin&start=30 Where it's obvious to see he is overcompensating proof to save his precious rep ( this becomes funny from a ss later)
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The Hearthvault Mansion.Was some pretty damn good gear/pearls inside. ( keyword: was. :P )
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Fast Forward Because I'm bored of this guy, he's already gone. Wasn't even gonna post this but a certain REEFAH man persuaded me for the lols when I told him the story. Smoke dat resin bro.
soo..time passes
I'm not really at the Hearthvault, mostly out and about leveling my forager to decent mm and foraging,and respecting his things that remain in the HV (including a bunch of pearls in a cabinet I peeked into)
Fast forward to the last time I have see him on his main, he logs on and says he is porting someone in to stay at the hearthvault. Seems odd. But okay, guy is never online.
FF to village idol breaking from disrepair, hf of forager is inside, but i just log off wherever I am foraging at the time, doing my thing.

One day I hearth back, Oddly, someone was yelling in /say outside the brickwalls, BRING HIM OUT etc etc. I log on an alt, find out the other guy is a murder alt from this ranger, who i ask to back off, say im innocent, he accepts, and tells me where to find the scents. My main is still stuck inside the Bwall without a village totem so I'm chillin on logging on him anyways.

FF to mvpeh one night admitting he killed me with a murder alt
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At the time, I pretend friendship and blow it off, but my original whole BEING for joining this game was to get justice by being a ranger. And here he is, the guy who did this to me.
My blood burned hot with the embers of revenge served cold.

The next day or so, Mvpeh again contacts me and we are talking, and during the course of the chat he admits he is trying to sell his main ahikar privately to some people and two are bidding for 75$
By this time i'm just go along to see whatever he will give me to put in my "mvpeh security" folder ( where i was most likely going to just ransom him for more loot and what not and never actually release them) but, hey, shit happens.
He tried to sell me a shit alt account of his friends as well...lolol.
Like epic shit happens...HE GOT CAUGHT LOLOLOLOLOLOL GET DUNKED NOOBLORD GET DUNKED
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RANDOM DETECTIVE RANGER RANDOMNESS
The mysterious "Secret Client"
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Back on point. One night in Mvpehs Brodgar back room tavern, aka Global chat. I'm saving skype logs, and to get the lols rolling I copypasted mvpeh talking about hurting his rep by selling characters from one of the logs and sat back. Deleted fast, but too late, some people caught it, I'm guess the accusations were going but mvpeh quickly removed me from the tavern and im sure all hell was breaking lose. He skypes, me some "wtf stuff" but you see, I was being a busy ranger bee. I'm sure mvpeh realized what I was doing...
I had summoned his murder alt, and i was through his defense bar and well into his hp when mvpeh logged on right before his alt was half hp and no defense bar, he managed a strong recover, but in the end I was victorious. Due to to the village totem dying, he had no way to take his main in...Victory was mine.
15+ pearls, rangers capes plate gear, other gear, bluebells, flotsams, what have you, it was all mine. Since the unfortunate demise of the village totem, mvpeh could bring in no reinforcements...
I joined another village, and vanished into the winds, to heed to the call of the helpless and abused, yet again.
Forever a ranger.
Nvr4get Mvpeh 2012
Dat RAGEQUITTTTTTTTT
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Mvpehs butthurt friend asking whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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EVEN MORE RANDOM DETECTIVE RANGER AWESOMENESS: THE COORDS OF MF'IN PH'z NEW PAD HIMSELF! Have at him, he owes me gear...cut me in a detective slice of teh lootz
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TDLR: GO READ IT
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Swag on 10thousand, and I'm out.
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Re: How I made Mvpeh Ragequit. (Warning: Extreme Lulz)

Postby Eigthmark » Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:34 am

I enjoyed the read, nice layout.

Moral of the story here is.
don't admit you killed someone
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Re: How I made Mvpeh Ragequit. (Warning: Extreme Lulz)

Postby Kaios » Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:43 am

Ken's client is not a secret.
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Re: How I made Mvpeh Ragequit. (Warning: Extreme Lulz)

Postby ShadowRanger » Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:47 am

To the general populace I believe it is, to the end game demigods? no.

thanks for the input though
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Re: How I made Mvpeh Ragequit. (Warning: Extreme Lulz)

Postby ShadowRanger » Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:01 am

Eigthmark wrote:Moral of the story here is.
don't admit you killed someone



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Re: How I made Mvpeh Ragequit. (Warning: Extreme Lulz)

Postby Parchir » Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:03 am

Eigthmark wrote:I enjoyed the read, nice layout.

Moral of the story here is.
don't admit you killed someone


don't admit? ... uh don't look below my post
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Re: How I made Mvpeh Ragequit. (Warning: Extreme Lulz)

Postby MvpehAlt » Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:04 am

Holy shit, I had to get back on the forums for this.

It's all true, all of it. Well done.

(except for the part where I murdered him with an alt)

And also I explained to everyone in that chat what happened and there was no rage. =p

Ken's is also public but the some of the features inside mine are not

PS YOU CAN BAN THIS ACCOUNT TOO FOR EVASION

PSS DON'T TRUST NEWBS
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Re: How I made Mvpeh Ragequit. (Warning: Extreme Lulz)

Postby ShadowRanger » Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:05 am

thanks for teh lootz


and all caps. still mad...

EDIT: GIMMIE KENS AND ILL SAY SOWWIEZ for beating you in m o v e m e n t cambertz
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Re: How I made Mvpeh Ragequit. (Warning: Extreme Lulz)

Postby LimaZulu » Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:08 am

This was awesome, though it once again destroys any trust I have for other people in the gameworld. Unless it's Flame. You can always trust Flame.
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Re: How I made Mvpeh Ragequit. (Warning: Extreme Lulz)

Postby MvpehAlt » Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:12 am

[post removed i am not a penis]

PSSSS I DIDN'T RAGEQUIT
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