by Valten21 » Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:42 am Let's take a look at the reasons why you shouldn't play :
NaoWhut
- Probably would be the number #1 pvp'er if he wasn't so lazy, regardless he will still crush you. Lies, sometimes might be a girl, or your friend, or both. One of if not the original sand thrower, sign placer, and all around original creator of movement combat.
RJT
- Meatball. Used to be lazy as Naowhut but can now be seen bringing it down on the likes of lazy people like Naowhut. Loves America. Once let deadliftpro get away (who we killed shortly after when Naowhut pretended to be Ladygoo, see Naowhut). Now the Lawspeaker of Ainran. If this guy is attacking you just log out.
Jiochan
- Uses derogatory terms often, was originally slain by myself and Naowhut but since then has never died except for the one time he wasn't part of Ainran. Yells a lot. Kills people as much as he yells, will punch you scum in the back of the head while you try and prevent something you cannot. Well known for 1v4'ing and coming out a victorious top dog over the likes of Portgas and Co.
Jordan Clark
- Jordan clark learnt terribly from Odditown, and then even worse from Pandemonium. He had a knack for playing lots and didn't mind griefing people. Seen some potential so I took him under my flipper and he became one of the most notorious murderers in HnH history. After using the knowledge gained from playing with Odditown and Pandemonium to die to Qant and Co he was rebirthed as JC the Destroy of Worlds and to this day is running on a 365 : 1 kill death ratio. Honestly this guy will ruin your day.
kLauE
- The original russian jihadist, end game boss, and pvp champ. Rolled with a few crews but when skill became omnipresent in his playing he ascended to Ainran and joined us to ruin the days of scum like you. Continues his russian jihad to this day, 4-5 years later. Ladies man, ladies love klaue and klaue loves the ladies, but he still manages to find the time to dominate people like you reading this post. If you have the misfortune to end up on the bad side of this guy just give up HnH all together, maybe games in general because if he see's you on LoL he will dominate you there as well. EU servers of course. Now the lawspeaker of Ainran Gank Squad.
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Lady Madness
- This guy is crazy, he will flex punch the best of you, no matter how many of you. Wishes he had a third hand to masterbate while he mruders you scum. Was the original murder of Jiochan, this means if you have ever died to Jiochan you would easily die to Lady Madness. Cannot confirm if he masterbated while murdering Jiochan. Single handedly built Gommorah's brick wall by the 3rd day of world 5. MIA, if you kin this guy, just do yourself a favor and log out.
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Seriously, just save yourself the time and play Salem.
