My Conversion to Judaism

[TeckXKnight]

For a long time now I've been feeling unfulfilled in my life, hating successful people, being filled with greed and developing schemes. I finally came to realize that through the teachings of the Torah, these feelings are not neither evil nor counterproductive, but a sign that I am one of g-d's chosen. For that reason I have been considering changing my primary account name to perhaps Maury Shekelstein or an appropriate Hebrew name.

I'd like to list of some of the pros of converting to Judaism in the off chance that a few of you stupid goyim might be g-d's chosen in disguise:

-Great rates on loans

-Control over all world governments and financial institutions

-Get to make all Europeans feel guilt for the holocaust regardless of whether or not they fought the Nazis

-Religious mandate to steal land and money from muslims and gentiles

-Excellent scheming skills

-350% Critical Damage when backstabbing

-High shekel income

-Being circumcised (women hate smegma)

-Can blame any/all of your problems on the Holocaust

Oy vey, oy gevalt maybe you might have a little jew in you too, Chiam.

User was warned for this post.

[joojoo1975]

why do you even post anymore?

[crfernald]

Nice hate speech, anti-semite.

[MURICA]

Is that you in your signature? What the fuck is wrong with your face?

[crfernald]

I have freddie aids

[Dzedajus]

I swear if Nazis were in control crf wouldn't even spout this bullshit. Theres no stopping to shitpost-train crf, right?

[painhertz]

Through no fault of his own the Mars Explorer mission returned two Martian Brow Parasites that attached themselves to his face. They are a bizzare symbiot that steal valuable braincells from him whilst providing in return stunning face plumage.