Club of ex-Bastards

[TheWizard]

You chucklefucks are honestly the biggest fucking retards I've ever played against. Did you even bother tracking scents back when davis was killed and one of us drowned? If you tracked the scents they would have pointed to surprise surprise, Lolo's village. She drowned and then one of her friends broke all her shit inside and then they ragequit. We honestly thought you would catch on, thinking that surely you were smart enough to track scents after someone died to see who it was, but didn't say anything because she had 350UAC three weeks into the world.

What makes it even more fucking embarrassing is that you claimed crf had 100UA at the time, thinking he was lolo, when lolo was one shotting your defense with her 350UAC. So is it 100, 350, crf, someone else? You can't keep a fucking story straight.



Yeah we sure are bullshitting you, look at that, those numbers clearly don't match up with foragers and times of death. Crf's forager died to a bear a few weeks in trying to save RJT who somehow got knocked out in a boat by a ragemode bear. He went up against a ragemode bear with 130UAC to save a villager when you ran away like bitches and left Davis to die chucklefucking the whole time hurr hurr crf is negro he cannot swim punch him to make him bleck.

You had equal numbers and you him behind to die and shitpost about what a great day it was because someone whose scents you never bothered to check drowned.

What's even more embarrassing is when mouldar left davis behind to go after jordan clark and had to run back to him sprint speed because crf was pushing his shit in with a 100uac forager. It's hard to tell what's worse, that davis was jump punching the whole time or that he couldn't take on a char with those stats.

Wondering where his main is?



Might be that melee guy that you've run away from so hard every time that you haven't even memorized him because he can one shot everyone but maybe dodoeclone.

The only Ainran main that you've killed was Rye the retard who went out foraging while you were camping the walls and he was an archer. Meanwhile you've lost davis, troll, panj and who the fuck knows else but you haven't mentioned it. Dodoeclone got stripped, twice, and even grimreefah couldn't 1v1 crf to keep him off doedoe, mouldar had to come save his chucklefuck 13 year old buddies again.

Where has dodoe been by the way? I'd bet it's because you can't make fucking anything because it's you that don't have any economy worth a fuck. Make fun of the traveler's sacks on crf all you want, do you have any idea whose bodies we stole them from? It was your fetal alcohol syndrome preteen buddies.

Haven and Hearth is an insight into the mind of degenerate European savages.

[TheWizard]

OP:

Get a good quality sling and find a nearby bear that's on the same landmass as your homestead.

Sling the bear hard enough that it peace modes and runs away. Dont move! Let it run around and it will eventually come back to you.

When it comes back to you, don't be afraid. It'll run up to you and make some noise but it wont hurt you.

Take the bear while it follows you up to the statue and wedge the statue between yourself and the bear.

The bear will destroy the statue and continue to follow you.

Do this to every York statue you can find all the way up to their walls, this also works on crossroads. Make sure to get both.

Tada, you've just destroyed all of York's statues and there's nothing that they or anyone else can do about it! Thanks Jorb and Loftar!

[TheWizard]

The devs said they fixed bear bashing at the start of the world, but you can still do it. They said they fixed it a few days ago, or sometime last week. You still can.

I don't know if they're trying to fix it animal side or object side but the fixes haven't worked. Same old same old lets you bash auth objects, including village idols.

[TheWizard]

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[TheWizard]

Ladygoo is an asian degenerate

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