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Postby Kaios » Mon May 05, 2025 6:24 pm

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Re: Share Your Funniest or Strangest In-Game Encounter

Postby Robben_DuMarsch » Mon May 05, 2025 8:21 pm

Anyone have any highlights from that schizo who pretended to be a Wolf/Dog from last world?
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Re: Share Your Funniest or Strangest In-Game Encounter

Postby Nightdawg » Mon May 12, 2025 4:16 am

First time I played this game as an absolute shitter, I had some random russian guy on a horse walk past my tiny hermit shithole (that had a palisade).
The guy looks at me and says "do not escape". I just stare at him wondering if he's stupid, cause I'm already behind my closed gates. I didn't need to escape anything.

Anyway, he meant to tell me to not run away, cause he wanted to ask some question.

This was in 2018 I think, world 10 was already dead.
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Re: Share Your Funniest or Strangest In-Game Encounter

Postby animary » Tue May 13, 2025 12:01 am

Oddest thing for me was a few worlds back. I was outside working and not paying attention, a white arrow appeared near me and the combat screen popped up. Someone runs up with a helmet, mask, armor, sword, and shield ...Oh well, I'm dead. He swings the sword once and I lost about a third of my hp, I return fire (haymaker, uppercut, some such) and he falls down dead. I got a full set of steel armor, about q300, a steel sword, troll belt, and some decent tools. Buried him the next day, no idea of name, it was in some east Asian language.

FWIW, my character couldn't have dropped a fox with one blow (strength was less then 300).
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Re: Share Your Funniest or Strangest In-Game Encounter

Postby Fostik » Tue May 13, 2025 10:33 am

I've faced some funny scene that is resembling toon cliches, it was early world and I did my chores inside my palisade near wall.
Some guy on horse approached closer to the wall, he had some decent gear but far from top. He aggroed one of the deer that were in my screen also, idk if he decided to hunt to show off or this situation was his best shot, but during fight deer started to flee, he followed it and they both disappeared from my screen.
In just few moments, I see that same guy running without horse from the pack of wolves in reverse direction he ran for the deer, seeing this picture was funny af.
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Re: Share Your Funniest or Strangest In-Game Encounter

Postby Zard » Fri May 23, 2025 10:59 am

I was out foraging with my wife and we walked past a small hermitage. We noticed the guy living there taming a cow. We went to his wall to cheer him on but then noticed he was trying to punch the cow through its armor. Moments later he was knocked out on the floor and I fear we made him feel bad with our chatter about the situation. He logged off and we never saw him again.


The other story is when I was playing in my village and thought about doing something nice for an aspiring hunter. I left a few chests of peppered food at his doorstep so he can boost his stats faster by using his hp as a resource. My mistake was forgetting to tell him the food was peppered. His mistake was trusting me not to poison his food.
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Re: Share Your Funniest or Strangest In-Game Encounter

Postby Tubby_Squirrel » Mon Jul 07, 2025 8:20 am

It was the first day of w15. Naked and waddling over some grass, I spot a single nettle. But another naked forager also spots it. We both switch to sprint and go for it XD
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Re: Share Your Funniest or Strangest In-Game Encounter

Postby Massa » Mon Jul 07, 2025 4:06 pm

my funniest game moments might be when i saw OP off the corner of my screen running in world 5 saying "WOW stop" getting dog piled by like 10 dudes like he'd talk his way out of it
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Re: Share Your Funniest or Strangest In-Game Encounter

Postby Kaios » Thu Jul 10, 2025 10:24 am

I did not make this thread, I think a mod or someone might have deleted the original post. Not too sure what happened there. If it's my thread now though someone can feel free to lock/hel/delete it entirely.
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Re: Share Your Funniest or Strangest In-Game Encounter

Postby Gensokyo » Thu Jul 10, 2025 2:21 pm

Kaios wrote:I did not make this thread, I think a mod or someone might have deleted the original post. Not too sure what happened there. If it's my thread now though someone can feel free to lock/hel/delete it entirely.

The original post was made by an incredibly obvious spambot using GPT for its first post as an attempt to bypass the generic "first post must be approved by moderators" that most forums have.
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