thief-taker invitation

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thief-taker invitation

Postby bear2973 » Fri May 21, 2010 11:09 pm

this is bear. would the thief-taker who scared the hell out of hawk in the public gardens at darkling please be at the dock located at the end of the river of weiner lake round or about eight-thirtyish tonigh? central time (we ar in texas) today, friday, may 21. one of our foragers found bones near the walled-in meat thief at dead-end and believes they may be your friend. as to the other matter, none of my people have seen or heard from the one located up from the little willow. hawk sincerely hopes those are HER bones found near the other place. HOLY CHRIST. across the lake hawk said you said. number one you move fast. number two, hope thats y'all and you do something about the damned stealing.
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Re: thief-taker invitation

Postby Thijssnl » Fri May 21, 2010 11:27 pm

bear2973 wrote:this is bear. would the thief-taker who scared the hell out of hawk in the public gardens at darkling please be at the dock located at the end of the river of weiner lake round or about eight-thirtyish tonigh? central time (we ar in texas) today, friday, may 21. one of our foragers found bones near the walled-in meat thief at dead-end and believes they may be your friend. as to the other matter, none of my people have seen or heard from the one located up from the little willow. hawk sincerely hopes those are HER bones found near the other place. HOLY CHRIST. across the lake hawk said you said. number one you move fast. number two, hope thats y'all and you do something about the damned stealing.


Wow, am I that drunk ( I havent even drank anything) or is this post so incomphrehenseable?
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Re: thief-taker invitation

Postby bear2973 » Fri May 21, 2010 11:34 pm

you are probably drunk.but that is irrelevant at this time.

but this post makes perfect sense if you were the one at darkling today.
and if you know who hawk and i are.
and if you know what landmarks i am talking about.
and if you know who you are.

and you are not the one hawk told me about.
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Re: thief-taker invitation

Postby Thijssnl » Fri May 21, 2010 11:41 pm

I didnt even mean the content, more the way you wrote.
No capital letters or clear sentences.
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Re: thief-taker invitation

Postby bear2973 » Sat May 22, 2010 12:01 am

oh. sorry. its a habit to write like i talk.
and english is not my first language.
no excuse though.
just thought the one i needed whould know what i was meaning.
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Re: thief-taker invitation

Postby Jackbluejack » Sat May 22, 2010 3:41 am

But you live in Texas, what is your main language?
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Re: thief-taker invitation

Postby bear2973 » Sat May 22, 2010 6:24 am

english by necessity. lakotah by birth. spanish by workforce. smattering of german because. french because i grew up in louisiana. italian because. gonna pick up russian due to the simple fact wana know what the runestones are saying. some chinese sayings because we have a good restaurant and the owner doesnt mind helping me know what the cookies and the menu say. techno-geek cause it helps to know what the hell they are talking about on Cracked.
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Re: thief-taker invitation

Postby Enwar » Sat May 22, 2010 10:19 am

Maybe you should learn english first...
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Re: thief-taker invitation

Postby Onionfighter » Sat May 22, 2010 10:40 am

Just about everyone in the game lives near weiner lake . . .
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Re: thief-taker invitation

Postby Darkren » Sat May 22, 2010 11:10 am

bear2973 wrote:this is bear. would the thief-taker who scared the hell out of hawk in the public gardens at darkling please be at the dock located at the end of the river of weiner lake round or about eight-thirtyish tonigh? central time (we ar in texas) today, friday, may 21. one of our foragers found bones near the walled-in meat thief at dead-end and believes they may be your friend. as to the other matter, none of my people have seen or heard from the one located up from the little willow. hawk sincerely hopes those are HER bones found near the other place. HOLY CHRIST. across the lake hawk said you said. number one you move fast. number two, hope thats y'all and you do something about the damned stealing.

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