Any drunk need a town?

[Drunkard]

Hello. I'm here to sell myself to any town who thinks they could use a drunken old fool such as myself. I'm a very hard worker when I'm not passed out in a puddle of my own vomit and I am very reliable when I am promised a reward of a full tankard of the lush. I guess what it comes down to is I am easy-going and enjoy good company. If any of my fine traits blows up your skirt don't be shy in sending me a PM.


I should also mention that I am new to this game, I've looked over the FAQ and Wiki, once, and I will basically be a huge anchor in your boat until I figure out how things work, which I'm hoping you will help me with.


Cheers.

[ChampionRyu]

You mean any town need a drunk, not any drunk need a town. You're not a town, you're a drunk.

[sabinati]

relax man, he's not as think as you drunk he is

[nossr50]

You can join my newbie village, I am sending you a PM

[Chakravanti]

relax man, he's not as think as you drunk he is

Hey at least he's honering the vow he made to wear that sobriety ring till he's married.