Fharlanghn wrote:Monkeytofu wrote:Someone teach me how to force people to be my slaves in a fucking video game where you can log out or close the game.
Step One: Have combat skills and decent armor
Step Two: Get a boat and a friend
Step Three: Build a palisade and have a small area squared off for the purposes of storing people.
Step Four: Lurk near water and wait for someone with newbie-looking equipment to approach and leave his boat for some reason. Leaving a chest out in the open can expedite this process.
Step Five: Pop out of the woods and initiate combat so he can't Travel back to his Hearth Fire. Your friend should go straight for the boat that the newbie-looking guy brought with him so he can't escape.
Step Six: Tell him that you will kill him if he logs off, runs away, or anything that isn't getting in the boat with your friend so you can go for a ride.
Step Seven: Take the newbie straight to your storage area, which should have a crate with five sticks and a Beautiful Dream.
Step Eight: Tell him to build a Hearth Fire in the palisaded area or you will kill him.
Step Nine: Lock him inside and explain that he will now be working for the Glorious Army of Whateverthefuckistan.
You might have to take a few attempts at this, because some newbies are actually alts of experienced players who don't particularly care whether said alt dies or not. You might also lose your potential slave to your friend being semi-retarded and leaving his boat unguarded for a few precious seconds during Step Seven, which is what happened to me and why I managed to escape the clutches of a pair of slavers myself.
Flame wrote:Do you want show me another proof of you're QI with another nonsense post or you'll choose to stay silent if you don't have nothing of value to say?
babyhero09 wrote:What if the noob looking person has like 250 UA?
edit:from botting of course
Sarchi wrote:What if all the newbs you capture say "Go to fuk" and let you kill them?
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