THEN SOME GUY WITH A BOW WALKS UP TO MY PALISADE AND KOS ME.








































slipper wrote:A thorn in my foot-Russians!
A bear killed me-Russians!
My water node dropped from q60 to q59-Russians!
Someone was bucket-grinding around my village-Russians!
Fu** off.
slipper wrote: Hundreds of overly elaborate 20 tile wide signtraps where 4 signs would work littering my rivers -Russians!
Some faggots spamming cyrillic bullshit walked up and stole a bunch of shit -Russians!
My clay node dropped from q90 to q19 and theres 20k teapots on the shore -Russians!
Someone was robbing noobs and murdering randomly before being hunted down and shitting themselves as I rammed a sword into their midsection -Russians!
Fu** off.
Jackard wrote:kvc has eleven secret herbs and spices
Killface wrote:slipper wrote:fucked a hot girl last night... when her dad saw me he tried to punch me down. i managed to run away cuz he was drunk - russians
Fixed
Killface wrote:slipper wrote: Hundreds of overly elaborate 20 tile wide signtraps where 4 signs would work littering my rivers -Russians!
Some faggots spamming cyrillic bullshit walked up and stole a bunch of shit -Russians!
My clay node dropped from q90 to q19 and theres 20k teapots on the shore -Russians!
Someone was robbing noobs and murdering randomly before being hunted down and shitting themselves as I rammed a sword into their midsection -Russians!
Fu** off.
Fixed
al wrote:Jews.