Locked In!

[Gerhard]

Update: The key and some stolen goods have been recovered!

My friend and I are newbies. We share a small farm with a palisade. I entrusted him with the only key to the gate.

This morning I log in and find a runestone in my house next to my bed. It reads:
"You are idiots! You forgot to close the door and left the key in the cupboard! Epic fail! Pwned!"

The thief stole every chicken from the coop, and all my bone glue and rope.

Then he took the key and locked the gate on his way out. We are trapped inside. If we travel to our hearth fires, we will be trapped outside.

I contacted our neighbor with ranging and it turns out this thief has been on a crime spree in the neighborhood. A thief referred to as "ajup"
We are near the south edge of the world map. The thief's home is northwest of us and has a palisade. If you are reading this, please return our key. We are idiots and deserve to have all our valuables taken. But being trapped on my own farm forever is not cool.

Once you're done laughing at us, lecturing us about alts, etc. If anyone would like to assist us in either retrieving the key or breaking down the gate, you can demand any reward you choose.

[Igglebert]

People are still making these mistakes? O_o

[Gary458]

If I was in your area I would break down the gate for you with one of my battering rams but I am next to what used to be fort escape to bad didn't get to watch the fight

[barra]

People are still making these mistakes? O_o

We jumped from 300 players to over 1000. Lots of new players.

[Igglebert]

All you need is 2-3 people with 25+ str, a ram, and that palisade should be manageable though it might take some time to take it down.

[LimaZulu]

Doesn't this violate one of the Commandments of Jorb? Using walls to trap people and all that? You could try PMing him and see.

[Garlicman]

Doesn't this violate one of the Commandments of Jorb? Using walls to trap people and all that? You could try PMing him and see.

Looks like the thief hasn't walled them in.

[Gerhard]

A friendly ranger killed the thief for us, but wasn't able to retrieve the key.

We are building a battering ram but nobody has a decent strength. If you're in the area and have some muscles, please stop by.

[Grog]

you can use the ram with 4 people at once. so your attack is pretty good, even as noobs

[barracuda546]

Yeah I killed him for you, sorta. Just tell your friend to pm me if you need help ramming the wall or if they cause any more trouble for you