How do I: Bowel Movements

by **Myrtle** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:54 pm

I couldn't figure this out on the wiki, so I'm now posting here hoping to get a helpful answer:

My char is severely overstuffed. She clearly needs to take a fat, nuclear bomb-like shit. And I mean like... right fuckin now.. Its getting bad.. really bad.. she's not walking right anymore...

IS THIS FRIVOLOUS CONSTIPATION PERMANENT? WILL SHE FOREVER BE FILLED TO THE BRIM FULL OF SHIT?

In my attempt to relieve her aggressive turd tortuga, I have brought with me: a low q shovel, some bandages to wipe my ass, a low q turd-slinger (for protection from shit-eaters, of course), and last but not least.. my poo-pregnant, fat-assed, fecal hoarding, bitch of a char.

Wut do?

by **btaylor** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:08 pm

At first I wanted to help answer your question but after reading this... I don't want to anymore.

by **Myrtle** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:16 pm

Aw, what gives?

by **Chakravanti** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:16 pm

Myrtle wrote:Wut do?

Cut that shit out, yo.

by **Myrtle** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:19 pm

That's what I'm attempting to do.

by **Clovery** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:04 pm

Landscaping -> Plow Field till your stamina drop down, drink water, plow, drink, plow, drink, have fun.

by **Eemerald** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:39 pm

pretty sure he/she isnt serious...

and if he/she is, he/she must be 13

by **Clovery** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:32 pm

Actualy he can use toilet for this...

by **Infi** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:00 pm

I would suggest taking a swim. It really takes pressure of your stomache.

by **borka** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:15 pm

^^
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