Azkanan's Extremely Overwinded Quickstart Guide

[Jackard]

Wow it's like a flood of beginner guides. Did the population spike or something?

[exewu]

Wow it's like a flood of beginner guides. Did the population spike or something?

Server has been down for 24h now and a sticky with your name under it is +1 epeen!

[Azkanan]

Thanks, Burgingham. I seem to have been ill advised on some issues, eh?

Updated, nethertheless.

Edit;
I've linked in about 15-30 new players in the last couple of days, and they may have told others...

[Jackard]

Wow it's like a flood of beginner guides. Did the population spike or something?

Server has been down for 24h now and a sticky with your name under it is +1 epeen!

can anyone translate this into something more intelligent

[ThirdEmperor]

Everyone is making noobish beginners guides in the hopes of getting their guide made into a sticky, because they want to brag about it.

They're also getting bored because the server is down and making a guide is a way to kill time.

[Azkanan]

Everyone is making noobish beginners guides in the hopes of getting their guide made into a sticky, because they want to brag about it.

They're also getting bored because the server is down and making a guide is a way to kill time.

Actually, I made this guide in particular for the 10+ newbies who are under 13 that don't know how to play, that keep spamming me for help every 10 seconds. Because of these people, I'm not getting my palisade or farms done and my village is pretty much foodless.

Therefore by making this quickstart guide, I've answered most of the questions I get from them and therefore I can enjoy the game again. I just needed some time to make it, and this server-downtime was the best chance for it.

[Riou1231]

DEERS? The most powerful animal in the game? You fucking kidding me?! HAVE YOU NOT BEEN MAULED BY A BEAR BEFORE?! If not, please do so right after the server comes back up.

[Azkanan2]

DEERS? The most powerful animal in the game? You fucking kidding me?! HAVE YOU NOT BEEN MAULED BY A BEAR BEFORE?! If not, please do so right after the server comes back up.

Deers are the most powerful in the sense that they heal faster than most can do damage, eventually getting you killed.

But yes, for brute sense, a bear is the most powerful.

[Riou1231]

DEERS? The most powerful animal in the game? You fucking kidding me?! HAVE YOU NOT BEEN MAULED BY A BEAR BEFORE?! If not, please do so right after the server comes back up.

Deers are the most powerful in the sense that they heal faster than most can do damage, eventually getting you killed.

But yes, for brute sense, a bear is the most powerful.

Your logic, IT MAKES NO SENSE. A bear can practically maul you to death in just a few seconds once it enters Berserk Mode.

[Dataslycer]

Riou, you are wrong. HUMANS are the most dangerous in this world XD . OK if you are not counting us, I would vote Aurochs as being most dangerous, beating out bears due to numbers and due to the fact that they all try to gain advantage over you in combat. Fortunately they won't bug you if you don't bug them.