Special Helmets?

[Atherman]

Then I suggest a new item: Cock Rings
You put them around a Cock's neck and with a rope, it'll follow you around.




I suggest a new container: The Bulging Cock Sack
Made from authentic cock skin, this container when worn on your belt near the pelvic region can store all of your keys.



I suggest a new raw food: Thick Cock Meat
This thick cut of meat is butchered from only the largest and beefiest of cocks. When properly cooked in a warm oven thick cock meat has been known to secrete a thick white substance, though nobody really knows why. This byproduct can be called cock juice.



I would like a cockskin cloak for my efforts.

[lightnessdemark]

I don't think this game will get very big with the public with so many cock references....

[Potjeh]

It'll be a long and hard journey, but I'm sure it will manage to rise to the top as long as the devs keep a stiff upper lip and their heads up.

[jorb]

Childish suggestions

Meh, don't overdo it.

[Atherman]

I think the bulging cock sack is much more witty than the creamy cock.

[sabinati]

well, you're wrong.

[DatOneGuy]

Yeah but you don't have to eat a bulging cock sack, and the worst part is creamy cocks are actually good for you...

[Atherman]

I now suggest we add salt to the game and add the recipe salty cock.
Am I cool yet..?

[Potjeh]

Find your own joke, dude.