The No Life Guide.

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Re: The No Life Guide.

Postby bmjclark » Sat Jul 30, 2011 12:36 pm

Girlinhat wrote:The class under me (Juniors when I was a Senior) in highschool, at their prom after I graduated, they actually had to take several students to the emergency room as they'd chugged a dozen energy drinks each and were in danger of heart failure. Stupidy knows no political bounds.

Also, there's a Life/Death slider in this game, so I assumed this was some guide on how to survive animal attacks with very low MHP.


I read this as i drink my 5th energy drink today....
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Re: The No Life Guide.

Postby Projeear » Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:43 pm

[News] EXPERTS SAY...

That when you go into Deep Sleep, your brain goes through the memories since it last went through them. It then either "Stores" these memories, or tosses them away. Things that you do often (Playing a computer game every day, per example) tend not to be stored. This explains the last two years of my life, I was *this* close to going to the Doc's about early signs of some memory issue.
But now I know it's because I was a sad fuck no-lifer, hurr.

Also

AM I DOIN IT RITE?

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Re: The No Life Guide.

Postby ThePilfererOfHearths » Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:05 pm

Find a small cup.
1:1 ratio ground coffee + sugar
If you're having trouble consuming it, add milk or honey and mix until it's in a liquid-ish state.
Energy drinks can't keep me awake. This can.
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Re: The No Life Guide.

Postby MightySheep » Sat Jul 30, 2011 3:56 pm

I really like this guide actually :)

My life is very similar, I love the energy drinks, I like to aim to do pushups regularly and other forms of exercise that don't involve leaving the house (like walking up and down the stairs), I have 24/7 music, and noodles daily.. one thing that does confuse me is how you go to sleep. You don't just go to bed?
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Re: The No Life Guide.

Postby Projeear » Sat Jul 30, 2011 5:06 pm

I used to have 24/7 music, till my neighbours reported me to the councils. Fucking pricks could of just had the decency to speak to me about it. Instead, they put me down as a criminal for anti-social behaviour and risk me losing my house.

They've only been here for 2 years. I've been here my 18+ Years.
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Re: The No Life Guide.

Postby MagicManICT » Sat Jul 30, 2011 5:28 pm

Projeear wrote:AM I DOIN IT RITE?

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If your belly is bigger than your computer monitor...

You might be overweight.
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Re: The No Life Guide.

Postby DatOneGuy » Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:04 pm

MagicManICT wrote:
Projeear wrote:AM I DOIN IT RITE?

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If your belly is bigger than your computer monitor...

You might be overweight.

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