A moose bit my sister

[Trismegisto]

What can I do?

[Seppuku]

Put her down before she gets Super Rabies!

[Trismegisto]

Is a moose female.

[Oskatat]

this must be a joke

[Trismegisto]

No, is not a joke. It's a moose. Really. Please, read the title.

[Salanmander]

You do know this is a forum for a computer game, right....?

[Jackard]

ask her not to carve her initials in it next time

[Trismegisto]

You do know this is a forum for a computer game, right....?

No, i dont't knew it. But now, I know it. Thanks.

You look like an intellienge guy. ¿Are the moose poisonous?

[warhamer]

lol this is the funniest thing I have ever read on the forums

[vikingdragons]

WARNING: Do not carve your initials, or anything else, into a Moose, especially a Swedish Moose, with the sharpened end of an Interspace Toothbrush! Or any other sharp and/or sharpened object! It will bite you, and that will hurt! Also the people at Monty Python will sack you, and the person after you, and replace you both with people who only talk about Llamas!