by Gallade » Sun Jul 14, 2013 11:45 pm
For future reference, to lose weight fast just do something that drains stamina fast (digging in rivers or chopping wooden stumps helps if you can't plow by hand, which is the fastest way) and then drink low-quality water. Just make a Kuksa from birchbark or a Waterskin from a dried hide, fill it in a river, and guzzle away.
"Our village is so big, you can hop on a wagon at the idol and ride it all day in the same direction, and you'll still be on our claim"
"Dang, are your wagons that slow?"
If I wanted to get a load of bull from you I'd have brought my cows for you to impregnate!