Lord Electric Wants You!

[Inspirational175]

The new, the damned, the poor, the helpless and the lost; join me (Lord Electric) at my new feudal style farm.

Why should I join?
- We have cookies, we pay for your work, you are only required to work a month under me before you can move away (or stay if you want) and we have gay guys.
(THE BEST KIND OF GUYS)


What will I receive?
- You will receive a plot of land to live on, you will receive food for your first week of work, you will receive one of every kind of seed, you will be paid with coins and you will receive an item that fits your job description. If this doesn't entice you, then I don't know what will.
(WE ALSO HAVE COOKIES)

Will I be raped?
- No, but we do have a fabled pants ninja who stops by every once in awhile to claim your pants.
(HE USUALLY GIVES THEM BACK)

I am interested, what are the requirements?
- You have to make a new character, you may not get any black skills (rage/murder/trespassing/vandalism/theft), you must have a good work ethic (Do your job...) and you must have a good attitude most of the time.
(WE HAVE WARM COOKIES...)

How do I join?
-To join, contact Inspirational175 on the forums.
(I AM VIGILANCE'S BITCH)

[martenx]

(WE ALSO HAVE COOKIES)

lol

Will I be raped?
- No, but we do have a fabled pants ninja who stops by every once in awhile to claim your pants.
(HE USUALLY GIVES THEM BACK)

xD

[lawton]

could calm down with the gay a bit

[Radenk]

Aren't you the guy that robbed a bunch of newbies and threatened them saying you had friends with "800 ua and chest of pearls"? And then in the thread Vigilance (your supposed friend) came and told you to fuck off?

[ninja_yodeler]

also i hope your not reffering to me as that ninja, i never give them back..just wear them whenever someone takes my own.

also

I was just at your spot,if someone does join this place its in a nice area for you

[Inspirational175]

Aren't you the guy that robbed a bunch of newbies and threatened them saying you had friends with "800 ua and chest of pearls"? And then in the thread Vigilance (your supposed friend) came and told you to fuck off?

Nah, that was my twin brother... Inspirational175. Our mother named us the same thing at birth.

[CyrusX]

lol

[nanael]

do you zap people?

[martenx]

I think when u got there you will get an test... how good are u?

[Seren_Elder]

Adios amigo, see you in hell.
That's what you get for betraying me.
Don't try and frame me for shit ever again?
And maybe some of your villagers won't suffer this time?
K?