[RECRUITMENT][W5 Intelligence Agency] Looking for new Agents

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Re: [RECRUITMENT][W5 Intelligence Agency] Looking for new Ag

Postby burgingham » Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:31 pm

Pssst, but his super powerful organization already has spies everywhere and we are all at their mercy. So you better join. He totally isn't a complete noob (with 1 or 2 friends) that has this absurd plan and now is acting all big to somehow distract people from him making a complete fool of himself.
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Re: [RECRUITMENT][W5 Intelligence Agency] Looking for new Ag

Postby imanique » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:14 pm

** OUTDATED **
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Re: [RECRUITMENT][W5 Intelligence Agency] Looking for new Ag

Postby overtyped » Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:42 am

From start to finish :lol:
Early world exploit: Put your hearthfire inside a cave, then hold shift to position a claim right in front of a cave. After 8 hours the claim will be unbreakable. Since your hearthfire is inside the cave, you can still get back inside, and leave, but nobody will be able to enter, effectively making you unraidable for the first 3-7 days. Enjoy
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Re: [RECRUITMENT][W5 Intelligence Agency] Looking for new Ag

Postby Chakravanti » Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:48 am

I volunteer to be a conspicuous target, very few people know what the fuck i'm up to these days and no one has ever killed me (though many many people have wanted to very very badly). So you'll probably make a lot of people very happy with that too. I'm not exactly a high profile target but it would certainly speak of your intelligence skills to murder me....Seeing as the most badass agents of w2 & w3 never could assissinate me, the original notorious h&h spy, it is fitting, fitting indeed.
Well what is this that I can't see
With ice cold hands takin' hold of me
Well I am death, none can excel
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Re: [RECRUITMENT][W5 Intelligence Agency] Looking for new Ag

Postby burgingham » Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:11 am

imanique wrote:snip.


Now you know why nobody is taking you serious? Because you are blatantly ignoring anything that is going on in the current world while at the same time claiming that the exact purpose of your group is to gather informations about it. If you knew anything about power structures in w5 you wouldn't shut me down as a troll, because you would be aware who Pandemonium is and which role I used to play there.

Nobody knows as well as me how the game of politics is played in the big leagues of HnH and let me tell you that your objectives are unrealistic. Not only that you didn't even bother to make a complete analysis of the worlds situation before starting to spam your nonsense here. No, above that your way of going through with this is not reminding me of a "Jedi" (LMAO. What are you? A 12 year old?) but rather of the Stasi. In self reference that "spy organization" probably thought to be a just white knight too.

imanique wrote:In real world we have governments, in this game there is only law of the jungle.


You clearly haven't been playing this game for very long. Which brings me to the point of asking for your resosurces. A faction like yours needs one thing: A well equipped army of experienced players. You know who has that army? Me, that is right. Or rather Pandemonium now without me. Did you even hear that towns name before you came up with your idea? I doubt you have that army and I doubt anyone wants to work for some complete stranger who cannot back up his forum posts with anything but his own halluzinations.

Oh man, I am giving you way too much attention, but I simply had to write something down. Gonna stop now...

Chakravanti wrote: very few people know what the fuck i'm up to these days


What are you up to?
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Re: [RECRUITMENT][W5 Intelligence Agency] Looking for new Ag

Postby Valten21 » Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:18 am

I am the BAD EVIL, your foolish attempt to thwart our plans will never work GOOD... GOOD.
You may have foiled the plans of BAD-EVIL this time, but there is no rest for the wicked.
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Re: [RECRUITMENT][W5 Intelligence Agency] Looking for new Ag

Postby DanteThanatos » Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:12 am

Oh please dont stop now!
Im having so much fun!
If I could I would heal and help people, but in this realm I can't...Wait...elixirs? *Dons Plague Doctor mask*
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Re: [RECRUITMENT][W5 Intelligence Agency] Looking for new Ag

Postby imanique » Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:58 am

burgingham wrote:
imanique wrote:snip.

(..) you are blatantly ignoring anything that is going on in the current world while at the same time claiming that the exact purpose of your group is to gather informations about it. If you knew anything about power structures in w5 you wouldn't shut me down as a troll, because you would be aware who Pandemonium is and which role I used to play there. (..)

And you still think that we do not know about Pandemonium - you made my day. On the other hand it is good for us - the more you ignore us and the less you care about us, the more peace we have.

burgingham wrote:
imanique wrote:snip.

Nobody knows as well as me how the game of politics is played in the big leagues of HnH and let me tell you that your objectives are unrealistic. Not only that you didn't even bother to make a complete analysis of the worlds situation before starting to spam your nonsense here.

You have no freaking idea:
- Who we are,
- What we do right now,
- What we know,
And you comment on that. Think it over (your behavior). And remember one thing - we are patient and focused on our objectives. Have a good day, Mr. Confident.
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Re: [RECRUITMENT][W5 Intelligence Agency] Looking for new Ag

Postby Neptjunoue » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:02 am

Why in the world would you tell us your authority topology?
Reaper, Reaper, that's what people call me! Why?
Cause they all die! When I sing, I end their lives
You act as though payback makes you a noble man
Is that a fact? Well, you're a goddamn Philistine!
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Re: [RECRUITMENT][W5 Intelligence Agency] Looking for new Ag

Postby burgingham » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:06 am

The sad thing is we will never see how much you fail since you operate secretly.
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