Odditown (Currently recruiting, 33 x 33 plots available)

[zarraha]

I joined Haven and Hearth near the end of world 4, and quickly discovered that being a hermit sucks, so I joined a town, did a bunch of farming and stuff, then the world ended. We regrouped for world 5, but I found it incredibly boring because we didn't have any civilization, and I still suck at being a hermit and wandering around trying not to starve. Then they just sort of stopped getting on and responding to me, so I have no idea if the town even still exists, so yeah, I figured I'd find somewhere where I can actually play.

My character never really got anywhere since we never even got to farming, so I'll be starting a new one. I want to be a cook and/or farmer, whichever we need more. I went my few weeks in world 4 without ever learning any combat skills, and it was awesome. This whole socialism thing they're talking about, good enough for me. My ultimate goal is to take over the world, but well, I'm non-combat. What i really want is to be a super farmer/cook who makes tons of high quality super food, and turns our warrior ranger people into super ultra warriors who take over the world for us.

So yeah, I intend to stay inside a bunch of walls and work hard to create feasts for our people. I can play several hours a day, depending mostly on how engaged I am. if there's tons and tons of food to harvest and/or cook I'll be running around working probably until the job is done, and having the time of my life. If it's all done and I'm just waiting for more, I'll get bored, log off, and come back in a few hours. So yeah, 1-8 hours a day depending on how exciting things are. Time zone GMT +6. I look forward to serving under your power.

[Mopstar]

Every person thinking about joining this incompetent scum should review this:

http://www.havenandhearth.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=179645#p179645
http://www.havenandhearth.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=15640
http://www.havenandhearth.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=14926
http://www.havenandhearth.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=16004
http://www.havenandhearth.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=14366

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<Monkeytofu> Odditown is a Gay Guys only club
<Monkeytofu> no straights
<Monkeytofu> no women
<Monkeytofu> no lesbians
<Monkeytofu> guys can play games too you know
<Monkeytofu> You'll have to suck the proper dicks, and the sign the correct ass checks, but it shouldn't require too much work.

Am i the only person to ever have nothing but nice things to say about Odditown

They helped me out with a Few inconveniences and helped me track down a few polish/american players who raided my village and with other little problems who popped up

[WarpedWiseMan]

1st rule of Odditown is you don't talk about Odditown.

[chewie44444444]

Nah you kill little people

[RJT]

So did you guys regroup or is the world rid of the Legion Of Odditown?

[chewie44444444]

theres a bunch of runestones saying "all hail Odditown" so they regrouped in the southwest area some where killing anyone they see

[Monkeytofu]

theres a bunch of runestones saying "all hail Odditown" so they regrouped in the southwest area some where killing anyone they see

No, we tricked people with that thread.

Probably a copy cat criminal and or fanboy.

[Monkeytofu]

Recruitment open again, 33 x 33 personal plots available in limited amounts. Odditown layout going up soon so people can get an idea of plot size.

[_Khorne_]

Why do I get the feeling it will be interment camp sized? Along with smog. Lots and lots of unhappy, sad, smog. Stemming from the flames of the burning bodies of your enemies I presume?

[Monkeytofu]

Why do I get the feeling it will be interment camp sized? Along with smog. Lots and lots of unhappy, sad, smog. Stemming from the flames of the burning bodies of your enemies I presume?

You'll eat your ashes and you'll enjoy it young man.