McCannibal the Cannibal's Cave is looking for fresh meat

[cerulean19]

McCannibal the Cannibal's Cave is a small, secured village looking for two or three new members. We're in the middle north-eastern grids.

We're currently in the mood for:
*Two cooks
*A cheese MASTER

*We want these positions to be people who can generally be online daily, for at least an hour or two.
*We also need people in these roles: explorer/resource gatherer, animal manager, official village tree-cutter, and "person who stands on the plaza and says funny things." If you want to do one of these things on the side, please include that in your application.

_Requirements_
*Be at least organized. Diagnosable levels of OCD are both welcomed and embraced.
*Be friendly
*No whining
*At least 18+
*Contribute more than you consume
*We're open to newbies, as long as said newbie knows what a wiki/forum search function is.
*We operate during daytime and evening in the US. Whatever time zone is fine, as long as you have a significant amount of online time that overlaps with ours.
*Be active. You need to be online enough to do the job you're applying for. Use your own judgment.
*Ideal applicant will be habitually hilarious. Sleep-deprived insanity is fine. Let that inner beast go, man.

_Application (by PM, please)_
1) Dear sir or madam,
2) I am ______ years old.
3) I have been playing this game for ________ (hours/days/months/years).
4) I speak ______(languages)_____.
5) I'm applying for the position of __________. [Optional: "...but I would eventually like to __________", or "I have done this for years and I am a pro," or "...although I have no experience in the position whatsoever," or "but I don't know why, because I don't even like this game."]
6) _____________(insert joke here)____________! Hahahahahaha!

7) [Newbies only] Although I am a newbie, I promise to read the wiki faithfully and contribute to the village to the best of my ability. The thing I like best about this game so far is _______________________(ramble)___________________ and I want to be in a village because ________________(ramble)____________________. So far I've _____________(exposition about what you've done in the game so far)___________________.
8) [Seasoned players only] Randomly chat about what you usually do in villages/the game, what villages you've been in and why you left them, whether you've been a hermit thus far, etc.
9) [Both] I'm interested in your village specifically because ___________(reasoning)_________.

10) Please don't eat me,
11) [insert name here]

[Grog]

Cannibal's Cave

We're currently in the mood for:
*A full time hunter
*A full time forager
*A full time cook

this fits so well
are you going to be the White Glove Society of h&h?

anyway, good luck with your settlement

[homsikpanda]

!

i'm tempted, but i'm not entirely sure what all i want to do yet being extremely new

hunting/archery is interesting though

[Dudas]

!

i'm tempted, but i'm not entirely sure what all i want to do yet being extremely new

hunting/archery is interesting though

im new too but i played on world 1 a little. im coming back to see what has changed.

[Dephora]

Cannibal's Cave

We're currently in the mood for:
*A full time hunter
*A full time forager
*A full time cook

this fits so well
are you going to be the White Glove Society of h&h?

anyway, good luck with your settlement

I'm sure we don't know what you are talking about.
We are just a group of people that enjoy the finer things in life, the name of our village is mostly for traditions sake. To think the very idea!
You are very funny sir. I tip my hat to you.

*adjusts monocle*

[RJT]

If you didn't get the reference he meant http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/White_Glove_Society

[Grog]

i think he was quiet well aware

[homsikpanda]

i need to finish fallout 3 sometime =/

[Dephora]

If you didn't get the reference he meant http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/White_Glove_Society

>_>
*cough*

[Dephora]

i need to finish fallout 3 sometime =/

I know I am in the small group that liked fallout 3 better than New Vegas. But I felt the atmosphere in Fallout 3 was just better. It felt more like a wasteland would. The map was large, desolate, and you barely saw any real people not trying to murder you.

In New Vegas I just never had the same feeling I got from fallout 3. Walking through the ruins of DC and the radio starts singing ...I don't want to set the world on fire...

Maybe I am just a hipster.