Sheriff, I would like to report a robbery.

[Vigilance]

Dear Insp,

quit being an idiot before I kick your ass out of my vault

Love, SpiderK

edit: Actually, maybe I should rephrase this nicer, as you seem too innocent for me to go all-out on.

The large chest of pearls is mine, not yours.
You've accomplished nearly nothing (as far as I'm concerned) by this and did not even get any good kills.
Your trash talk is all wrong. Live and learn, not learn and live.

In summary, you're doing it wrong.

[joojoo1975]

Dear Insp,

quit being an idiot before I kick your ass out of my vault

Love, SpiderK

Vig. I'm liking you more and more!

[Vigilance]

Dear Insp,

quit being an idiot before I kick your ass out of my vault

Love, SpiderK

Vig. I'm liking you more and more!

[Kaze_no_Kamil]

If I was employing a friend's aid, I would not be posting their skill level publicly so this is either a naive move or a bluff. Not to mention having bloated unarmed is overrated.

[Thashary]

After the rest left, I talked to him a bit through the palisade and that was when he mentioned to me about how his friend with '800 ua' was on their way. Yeah, cause that sounds totally legit when you advertise it like that. Either way I just said something along the lines of 'Awesome. Well, I'm off, just came in to help get my friend out', and left.

Also, I have to say it probably wouldn't have been worth much killing them either way. Anonymous noobs with a little farming settlement, what a big catch indeed.

Also Vigilance, it kinda scared me when you posted. You awesome though.

[tempwad]

very nice

[Inspirational175]

When I become tired, I tend to make a total ass of myself. Next time, I will not do what I did and I think you are right SpiderK. This was my first time doing it and things escalated farther than they should have and I got nervous, so I made an ass of myself. I am sorry for causing you trouble sir.

[TheTylerLee]

I live in a vault.

...in a week (after I get back from vacation)

Sounds like it's ram time

Ikr i found that funny too

[Potjeh]

Love, SpiderK

Is there a particular reason you're impersonating SpiderJerusalem?

[EyeOfRa]

This is the same too players I was going to pants before I had to leave. Didn't get the chance too ao
I left them my dead wagon cow instead.

Sorry about the cow DDD.