To Those Who Summoned Me

[Tonkyhonk]

sorry nekowolf, i couldn't finish reading your work.
but i'm starting to understand why many people don't want to believe female players exist here on this game.

of course it's all john and yoko's fault that the beatles couldn't last.

[Nekowulf]

Nah, I was raging because namira apparently decided I had told him "I love being annoyed by people who refuse to acknowledge the reason why I haven't given LS back yet, if you can get them all to annoy me one by one I'll gladly go back on everything I'd previously said."

I was keeping LS until he could show some maturity and patience, two things any leader needs. He lost badly on maturity and having to repeat myself about the patience part every damn hour wasn't helping his case.
I had decided to give him back the LS this morning because I'd given up, and was going to either get jezebel and leave the village or leave the game. When he showed me just how impatient he was I just lost all faith in this game being worth it. I'm just going to go back to dwarf fortress. I might get wiped out by a megabeast, but atleast I know it's not because of Drama.

[microbiologist]

Damn, Stan.

That sucks that you're quitting. I enjoyed playing with you, at least, despite the little kids and girldrama. And I gladly would've left with you and started over. But I guess I'm done, too.

Ladies, this is why we can't have nice things. Good job.

[Kurundo]

Namira/kuru/xypher- Insecure little boy with a short temper, no patience, and a drive to flirt with everything that has a pair of pixellated boobs.

Lawl I flirt with Vigilance too, and insecure? Lawl.

Nah, I was raging because namira apparently decided I had told him "I love being annoyed by people who refuse to acknowledge the reason why I haven't given LS back yet, if you can get them all to annoy me one by one I'll gladly go back on everything I'd previously said."

Half our village was lost to this drama, the strongest players (Noaah and myself) were gone or crippled and trying to repair stats, the village had lost all momentum and wasn't doing shit, I ask to be the leader because people actually believe in me as a leader (Note that I simply asked them what they thought and those that thought I would be better I sent to you to share what they think about the situation.

You were a piss poor leader who lacked the balls to make any move to strengthen the village and quite persistently compared me to your 4 year old daughter before you rage quit like a little bitch. You say that I lacked skills to lead yet the people still believed in me and when I challenge you to owe up to your insults and be better than me you turn tail and leave the game.

Yes I have a temper and I can snap pretty easily when I'm stressed, but that did not change the fact that I was the only person willing to take law speaker and able to make the village move in a positive direction.

As an after note, good luck to the current LS Matt who took the place of the previous LS who lacked a pair. I've left the village because I was tired of watching Stan and his significant do nothing while the village I worked to create fell in upon it's self.

Edit:

Act 2 Scene 5- Finale!

I messaged you to inform you that I had left the last night because I wasn't going to sit around and watch you destroy what I built. To tell you to enjoy your position as lawspeaker, and when you insulted me and called me a kid several times I insulted you back (fancy that huhh? Was there something about leaders not pushing buttons). And in the final bit I gave you tips on how to get people to work, you concede you don't want to be leader and that even you think I'm a better leader than you (still confused about this).

The rest of the script I'll let be as it is. It'll do for the dramatization of the scene. I acknowledge Stan's artistic license and I guess I'll see if I can convince Ferian to give her point of view just to keep the drama theater going because we are apparently not done yet.

[microbiologist]

lolwut.

What you still fail to understand, Kurundo, is that Stan wasn't trying to lead anything. He simply held the title, waiting for someone reliable to own up to it. Hell, you could -lead- without a fucking title, if you were so fit for the role.
The village didn't 'lose momentum' just because you weren't leader anymore.

I wasn't there for any 'vote' that you guys keep mentioning. But I'm going to assume the thing was meaningless, as the handful of people left were brand new, or didn't do much of anything anyway.

You continuing to insult him like this when he already doesn't give a shit and completely missing the point of anything he said just proves he was right about your attitude.

[Kurundo]

Yea, maybe I could of lead without the title but we really needed to start recruiting as soon as possible after losing half our population. But Stan is a coward and can't trust anyone. He's even still convinced Sarah was just a Pande spy who wanted to bring down the beast on our village. Who wanted to use the CR sign to let Pande come in and loot our stuff which is hardly worth their time and not to collect murder signed and go kill a kinslayer who already had a bad reputation with a few of their members.

Goatee, Matt, Kill, and Meri all "pestered" him to return my position.

TBH I should have just ignored Stan's venting post that he put so much effort and QQ in. But I'm here to owe up to the drama that the theater craves. This is a senseless place of depravity and I am merely owing up to my role.

BTW, who the hell are you?

[DDDsDD999]

You guys are all so cute, I want to kiss you all.

[Meria]

Well, I've just got a few things to say Stan, since Dramafest 2011 has culminated in all of this.

One- Thanks for the 'teen princess' compliment. if I was a teenage girl, how sketch and offensive would it be for you to BLARE THAT INFORMATION TO THE PEDOBEARS THAT RAVAGE THIS GAME LIKE THE RAVAGE ALL THE OTHER GAMES.

Two- All those little lines of text you wrote, while they are really well done in a fictional senses, you're a little off kilter. But none of it really matters, ya know why? Because this is a game. A GAME. It'd be a completely different matter if this was real, but hey, there's no chance in hell that this would happen in real life, unless Roses morphed into one of the Manson girls and we were all retards.

Three- Speaking of which, this all being a game that is, You have a four year old daughter you like to compare us too. Um then, hey Mr. Mom, why the fuck are you playing a game on the interwebs with a bunch of tweens, teen, college kids, and pedobears (to name a few). Shouldn't you, I don't know. Be being an adult somewhere? And possibly taking care of your child? Not furthering drama in a game with all the groups mentioned above? Seems that you're the one who is acting like a child in playing this game when you should probably be working, or teaching you child not to take such creative licenses, or how to write and read, or some goddamn thing other than fighting with us, eh? If only this were 4chan and anon could sink their claws into you.

Four- All the drama was over. You're an idiot. This is all unnecessary, quit being so butthurt that we all that you were doing a shitty job and go get a damn life. Because yeah, I haven't been playing long, and no, I'm not a noob anymore, but yeah, you were doing a shit job. 'Just go put the cloth on the banners yourself.' No one wants to do that idiot, that's the law speaker's job. Or so it was before you were probably one of the worst. Oh well, hopefully when you teach your daughter to play in a few months or years or whatever she can take over the job for you, god knows a four year old girl would probably do a better job.


By the way, you should really look up marble hornets while you're ignoring your child, but hopefully, slenderman will go easy on you.

[Nekowulf]

Wow, this is more fun than I expected.
Be honest general public, do you think my work could beat out the jersey shore at the very least?

Kuru: Goatee never said anything to me, the only people who ever mentioned giving up the LS position were you, mer, matt (who just wanted you to shut up about it so another fight wouldn't start), and kill who didn't say anything until after you had left.
And yes, insecure. "Oh noes, the village is spiralling into oblivion without ME at the helm, and I can't do anything without being the lawspeaker!" If you were the leader you woulda been in charge no matter who had the LS position. As I repeated every single time you and mer pestered/threatened me, all the lawspeaker does is wear the fugly robe/hat, invite people to the village (also shared by the chieftain, which you never asked to be), exile people (ooo, the phenomenal cosmic power!), and place down banner constructions that ANYONE can finish.

Mer: Or your own actions do a damn good job of showing everyone you're a teen princess. And pedobears aren't exactly magic creatures that can appear at your doorstep once someone has outed you as underaged, they've only got as much info as you've given out.
Do you really want me to answer #2? Honestly?
Oh, sorry, guess you weren't there the 5 or 6 times I told everyone I work IT for a bunch of politicians and it's been a slow summer. My wife is stay at home, so shorty is well taken care of, thanks.
Interesting how you imply 4channers would want to track me down and exact revenge upon me for what I've done here, as if you're a favorite princess of theirs or I had just crushed a kitten's skull with a stiletto (would never happen, high heels make my butt look bigger than it already is ).

[Skorm]

Awesome drama, though it sucks it's always on the "good" guys, Nekowulf( i will ignore your name) you should not quit over BS like this, just find another village, eventually you will find a good one, and devs are MIA, they are working on another Stuff ( they have RL too) and every now and then read some forums, they still care about the game and will get to it as soon as they are done(or that's what me and everyone hope/ understand).