sadly i was only paying attention to the
killing and fighting, didn't screen any of
the loot... HOWEVER!!!
We placed a ram at Horde about 31 hours
ago and were surprised to see it still there
when we returned the next day! So we camp
the ram for about an hour as i try my best
to haul a very laggy ally to the wall before
the ram is dry... after 1 hour of sailing and
multiple disconnections it's a 5 min sail to
Horde, of course, my friend disconnected
and i hear JC over voice chat
"Dhelm, inside, he saw us" followed by a
small excited giggle and Valten's
"GONNA KILL HIS SH-- N----!!!! WE GON'
KILL THESE CRACKAS MAN!! SO PUMPED!!!!"
The dhelmer inside returns to the wall on an
alt as i sail alone as fast as i can to be there
when the ram's dry.
"Camp for 23 hours?)) "
"Yep"
Laughter breaks out over the voice chat as
the alt is killed with a sling and the wooden
wheels of the ram begin to turn slowly towards
the vulnerable wall. I hear bashing as i'm at
the opposite side of the village, sprint on and
i rush to the hole; too many 1k+ str people
make it hard to get there in time =\ i arrive
and start questioning my allies on voice chat,
regrouping with them as we stalk through the
quiet streets. A ram! but before we measure
it's at the wrong wall; not everyone was in the
voice chat/ me not paying attention enough =p
Xao lives for now, his friends that took shelter
in his plot will too. the plot we bash is looted
and me, valten, and RJT are stuck in one house
because of an exploit... placing a CR on the tile
to the door that prevents anyone from leaving,
a brutal trap if they were actually fighting back..
But! instead of walking back we decide to say F
it and now there are 3 groaning bodies on the
floor, dazed and on their backs tossing and
turning in their stupor as the rest of the group
secures the area and finds food for us. It would
be a meaningless assault, their brickwall plots
make this no feat at all.... but just as we were
starting to lose hope, An alt! running for it's life?
Redell gives an
"Oh sh-- man!"
The smile clear in his tone as a cracking sound
fills the air, then Valten exclaiming
"Oh wow, this guy has ALOT of keys dood... holy
sh-- it opens the plot right here! take the keys
open all the plots! go!!!"
mear moments pass as the houses are checked
and Jiochan begins shouting
"DHelmer!! Just warped in, rbow! get him!! Right
here!!!"
As everyone turns to the lone Russian that gave
off a green glow and realized her fate.
Soon after her death a port to Edelweiss is
discovered. It's inside. it's happilly swarmed and
cleared of hearths and people, then plundered as
we begin checking the crossroads in the top floor.
Hearth vault by hearth vault we go down the list
breaking hearths, stealing precious items, bashing
strongboxes and taking pictures as we all rejoice
and spread the word. Kills are counted, loot is
taken in large amounts and everyone is praised.
As the partying and laughter from the retelling of
the newborn event occur i myself steal a barrel of
Beer, and return to my cheese, adding two more
bloody merchant robes to my collection, and an
armfull of pants.
Pictures:
The poor little glowing russian girl, stripped and
not even dead yet! ( You can see the duckies! )
http://oi54.tinypic.com/j6jyqa.jpg
A beautiful sight, so many dreams...
http://oi54.tinypic.com/2mhy6ux.jpg
Everyone's favorite sight after a long day of
tracking!! ^^
http://oi53.tinypic.com/2w3s2uu.jpg
I think you can all guess what happened next...
http://oi56.tinypic.com/2l8g480.jpg
Why hello there Mr Den of Evil! your loot was
rather nommy.
http://oi55.tinypic.com/j9spcw.jpg
One more time for old time's sake! drop that beat, scratch that tape!
http://oi52.tinypic.com/2mgs310.jpg
If anyone needs me... woah... dood... it's like...
the perfect hole...
-slumps back in my chair and shovels countless
slices of cheese and tankards of beer into my
mouth as i continue to stare at the heavenly shape-