Russian newbie steals from me.
I go to his place and bash his shit up.
Russian newbie returns with newbie friends and bashes, steals and is accused of attacking people at a nearby village, thinking it my own.
Russian newbie is warned and chased away with words and spit to go away, he goes away.
Five minutes later, Russian newbie and friends return.
Russian newbie killed, friends let go.
Russian newbie tells Russian Alliance how I am a Bloodthirsty American. Russian Alliance hunts me down, attacks another neighbour instead, by accident (lololol). I leave the region and dissapear into the wilderness.
I am the one that got away.
A week later, per CHANCE.... I bump into Russian Newbie's reincarnation (Telamon, below), in his new place. I didn't know he was the Russian Newbie when I first met him, and even hunted a Fox for him. I asked to talk to his boss in the area and Kinned him (Oops), for trading purposes.
Two fellows in full war gear (Dragon Helmets, Soldier Swords, Merchant's Robes, etc) show up. I was in too much of a rush, and caught off guard, to take pictures, but I got away.

At this point, I ran for my boat, grabbed it, and hearthed out.
I memorized them, and they memorized me.
Projeear: Most Wanted? Hurr.