MightySheep wrote:aha ! beautiful ! I actually felt like having a go at tracking him down myself but after I didn't find any clues from his forum posts I gave up
he must be so gutted, right in the middle of studying his troll skull lol
provide moar story :3
So I met this dude like a week ago while I was at school, and he was saying he wanted to trade 2 charizard cards for 440 pokemon cards, and I was like cool, cause I need those to trade for better cards. But I said "How about 360 cards, and you keep the card holders?". So I asked my mom if he could come over and trade, so I gave him my address, and told him we can trade in my front lawn as long as he's cool.
So we end up trading, and it goes well and we're good friends, and he says these bullies won't let him play in their pokemon tournaments, but he finds another friend who says he has tournaments he can go to, and he'd get me better cards if I lent him some of my good cards to play with. Seemed good, and I trusted him, so I planned on working up getting good cards to let him use so we'd both have lots of good cards in the end.
Well while I'm at school I overhear this guy crying that he stole his limited edition Aerodactyl card and I'm like "that's not cool, I don't think I can trust this dude anymore". I didn't want to confront him on it, since he'd probably just lie, but then he goes and admits it! It was something like "lol that kid at school rescu is mad cus I didn't give him my holographic charizard for his aerodactyl". I didn't say anything, and just let it go.
Next day I'm feeling like a bad ass, and go around challenging everyone I see to a pokemon duel, and they all lose, and then I beat three guys at the same time at some shitty town I've never heard of called "Cunttackle" or "Quadruplex" or "Quactinle" or some shit, so these guys with tons of holographic cards rush out and they're all mad, but they don't wanna lose to me too, so they just stand inside crying that I'm mean. A few moments later I called him on the telephone and said "hey dude I got the stuff ready.", so he's like "oh awesome let me get my blastoise and venosaur cards for you to hold onto", cause the deal was he was gonna let me hold on to some decent cards, while he took all the best ones until he won the tournament.
So he says "hey, I'm gonna send my buddy over to pick the cards up okay?", I tell him "No, I've got a even better place we can meet at that nobody will bother us at", so I have a friend deliver the address, and then we meet there, and as soon as he walks in I lock the door. Then I say "Hey dude, check out this new Super Nintendo I got!", and when he turns around to look, I knocked him out. While going through his pants I found the HOLOGRAPHIC CHARIZARD and was like "HOLY SHIT, THIS MUST BE THE CARD THAT GUY WANTED", and he had all these other awesome cards on him too like you can see in the screenshot. But the place was actually my room, and mom got mad and said he had to leave cause I was in trouble.\
I just wish uncle tbags could be here to see all these great cards I got.