burgingham wrote:Quoting one of the biggest idiots who has shown up here within the last months to support you really doesn't make you look any better. Read that thread and see his alt accounts Jackard pointed out..
So even "one of the biggest idiots that have shown up here within the last months" can work out that the "elitists" rule this game and come up with lame ass excuses to kill the weak?
I'd just like to point out that OP clearly started shit over nothing and is being praised for murdering the innocents that sling killed an alt that was in the way of their palisade (griefing) - I'm sure any of you would do the same if some asshole came blocked your palisade...
I don't think me posting pictures/posts about myself murdering people are relevant to what OP has done - I did not give excuses as to why I murdered those people, I simply murdered them for fun, it is the way I play the game. By all means OP is entitled to grief and murder the shit out of anyone but please don't sugar coat it with some weak ass story claiming they deserved it and seek praise - Just tell us you mashed them because their stats were not even half yours.
OP's story:
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"Today my friend came across a gem of an hs-- 'suck.'
We spawned there, and quickly found it was an active village. I communicated with them on my newly-spawned alt, but my communications were met with slingshots to my alt's face. I began to poke fun at them for their shitty fighting skills and whatnot, and they decided that they were going to express their power by killing a 1 ua alt.
I began to warn them what I could do to them, when they said, 'skills are capped at 200, n00b once u raise it past that its pointless' and then I laughed, heartily. Ignorant and stupid-- the perfect candidates for a raid.
This was their first mistake. They left batteries, murders, etc beating up even their own kinfolk. I learned that their village was rather close to one of my teleports and decided to have a little fun. So I sent my main over to their village (swimming through land and walking through water) or at least began the trip.
Halfway through, they decided my alt was in the way of their palisade (well-placed alt ftw) and shot it again, telling me to move. I informed them my main would be there soon to slaughter them all. One of the 'tough guys' in a boar helmet decided, 'lol lets fight him' and kept cheering me on. Thank you, tough guy."
What actually happened:
Today My friend and I came across a gem of a hs --'suck.
We spawned there, and quickly found it was an active village. I communicated with my newly-spawned alt, but my communications were met with slingshots to my alt's face. I began to poke fun at them for they were not even half the skilled elite warrior I am, so they murdered me because I was being an annoying dick.
I began to warn them that I was an elite warrior and should be feared because I think my epeen is over 9000. They began trying to insult me with nubcake information such as 'skills are capped at 200, n00b once u raise it past that its pointless' and then I laughed, heartily. Ignorant and stupid-- the perfect candidates for a raid
This was their first mistake. They left batteries, murders, etc beating up even their own kinfolk so that I could summon kill them if they went offline before I got there. I learned that their village was rather close to one of my teleports and decided to have a little fun. So I sent my main over to their village (swimming through land and walking through water) to prove how tough I am.
Halfway through, I had placed my alt in the way of their palisade. they shot me for being a prick telling me to move. I then informed them that my main would be there to slaughter them as I am abusing the game mechanics by not allowing them to complete their palisade and thus potentially stand a chance against me. One of the 'tough guys' in a boar helmet decided, 'lol lets fight him' and kept cheering me on. To make me feel even more tough then them I had to wipe the floor with them.
Eventually, I arrived, and in a lag-spike aggro'd both of them before they could make it away. I dashed after tough guy (hoping he'd fight back!

) but instead he ran for his life saying, 'no stop' because it turns out he was a helpless nub...
I then camped them and continued to grief and not allow them back into thier home by smashing all HF thus destroying any hope of them re-building (Hmmmm sounds familiar - maybe from the "biggest idiots" post perhaps?
TL;DR? I'm super tough at smashing nubcakes in the face and proving ultimately what this game and forum are about.
@ burgingham: Good work continuing to derail the thread though, I thought you were a mod or something.......
