How to make a legit thread in congress

[Jackard]

stickied

[Oddity]

shadowchris thread stickied? Bahahaha

forums have turned really turned into shit over the past couple months

[Jackard]

forums have turned really turned into shit over the past couple months

yes

[ninja_yodeler]

now this is an example of a good drama thread <sorry if you didnt want this to turn into a bigger thread>
viewtopic.php?f=7&t=16471

[shadowchris]

Not drama, just some dude crying about losing his account . I forgot to add something,to this thread i forgot about

[Jerb]

shadowchris thread stickied? Bahahaha

forums have turned really turned into shit over the past couple months

I didn't turn into shit it already was shit from the start

[Grog]

i would consider this as good congressthread
viewtopic.php?f=9&t=3388&hilit=macomb&start=30

[burgingham]

That one was made by Jorb. With his fancy art it of course looks good

[crfernald]

This
Is a far better thread.

You need to include quips and righteous hardball facts such as:

Before I fled IW i put on a sprucecap and ran to the xroads to get out of IW as a disguise. Your little police the world buddies aggrod me but didn't know it was me so after I pretended to speak poor english they unaggro'd me then apologized for any inconvenience. Your little world police fell for a sprucecap disguise, hell I could've worn a partyhat and said I raid falacrine trolololol and still have gotten out.

Notice I first establish a premise with focus on how absurd and in simplest terms, retarded, the plan was.

Next I berate the people who I'd been having fun messing with on their style of game play.

Following the first berating I continue on to rehash how retarded the plan was and how falling for it makes vile scum look retarded.

Next, I pose a hypothetical situation in which the target would repeat its mistake looking even stupider, which is believable.

Follow those four steps and you have a memorable ICA thread with more fun and less criminal scum.

[cgbnab]

shadowchris thread stickied? Bahahaha

forums have turned really turned into shit over the past couple months

Not just these forums, all forums.