I AM Draken Rahl

[Sotsa]

words:

it was horrible, but often in a hilarious way.

[Jackard]

its not just one book, its a shit long series of horrible ( i read it all in an act of destructive stupidity, and was retarded for lyfe).
it has like the same plot line repeated 3 times through the series, only with different villains etc...

ofc i know, but lol yea like im going to read the rest after the first was so so bad

[Jackard]

why dont people like my terrible books??

wizards first rule

[al]

That would be like Japan telling the US they were about to bomb Pearl Harbor

US knew Japan would attack Pearl Harbor.

also bu$h did 911

Bush, unlikely. US government, undoubtedly.

[b_anon]

That would be like Japan telling the US they were about to bomb Pearl Harbor

US knew Japan would attack Pearl Harbor.

also bu$h did 911
Bush, unlikely. US government, undoubtedly.

+1

[ramones]

Really, every single *ucking thread needs to turn into whatever. ffs.

[exewu]

why dont people like my terrible books??

wizards first rule

In medieval settings women run around wearing next to nothing, it's good for show ratings

Wizards second rule

[smartin4123]

words:

it was horrible, but often in a hilarious way.

Hissing, hackles lifting, the chicken's head rose.

Kahlan pulled back.

Its claws digging into stiff dead flesh, the chicken slowly turned to face her. It cocked its head, making its comb flop, its wattles sway.

"Shoo," Kahlan heard herself whisper.

There wasn't enough light, and besides, the side of its beak was covered with gore, so she couldn't tell if it had the dark spot. But she didn't need to see it.

"Dear spirits, help me," she prayed under her breath.

The bird let out a slow chicken cackle. It sounded like a chicken, but in her heart she knew it wasn't. In that instant, she completely understood the concept of a chicken that was not a chicken. This looked like a chicken, like most of the Mud People's chickens. But this was no chicken.

This was evil manifest.

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How can you possibly suggest that this is not the work of the greatest author of our generation.

[kaizokuroof]

I like how the mods ban people for the shittest reasons.... Good work gaizzzz - Gonna ban me too now??

Post moar pics, the 1 and only pic is lame MOARR!!!!!!

Edit: Just to clarify - Moar pics of raid - not lolicon....

[Kaios]

Shittiest reasons? wtf.