Chinese Panda bear village (or something)

[Fortress]

Hello citizens, my village was curiously assaulted earlier today... here is the story:

I'm burning wood in the kiln and watching my wife tend to her "garden" lawl. Anyways some random tough epeen guy walks up and says something along the lines of "I'm is pandemonium give me stuffs or else you suffer" to which I laughed my ass off. Some guy from a chinese panda village threatening me? Rofl!
Anyway I told him "lolpanda get the fuck off my island you dumb piece of scum, why would I give a Chinese village anything. Also learn to speak English better you ignorant squint eyed terrible driver."
After I told him this he stood there for a moment, I assumed he was either raging IRL or masterbating while admiring my beautiful gear. He then uttered the words "u is liek anger gods i destroy in name of panda" and I proceeded to laugh my ass off right until the point where he started palibashing through my walls. They turned red within 1 minute, then they crumbled to dust. He ran in and punched me (it felt like being hit by a fucking supertanker) I was instant dead. My wife was laughing at me in real life because she was smart enough to log out while he started bashing the walls.

Sorry for the wall of text, anyway don't piss off these angry chinese villagers, as they punch quite magnificently hard. After losing my character I did the only thing a normal horny guy would do, picked my wife up and set her down on the bed then proceeded to fuck her angrily in rage at losing my character I spent the last 2 weeks on

<3

[ninja_yodeler]

you musnt read the forums often

EDIT: or your trolling

[Fortress]

you musnt read the forums often

This Chinese guild has been attacking many innocent souls lately? I suggest everyone gather their shovels and torches! We shall ruin this tyrannical communist village!

[ninja_yodeler]

oh really... pandemonium is the biggest faction in the game.. they are the most powerful and if they wont you gone and diplomacy wont work. then by fuck you would wanna leave.
that being said they are nice people.. should change the title to pandemonium and people will look and explain.


also: $10 says it was elgato

[Fortress]

Who is the elgato? Isn't that a hispanic name? Why is a hispanic in a asian village?

Also they didn't really give me any chance, they just asked for stuff that I didn't have then bashed down the palisade and killed me.

[DatOneGuy]

Could have been gato or someone else, wasn't us.

[ninja_yodeler]

Also they didn't really give me any chance, they just asked for stuff that I didn't have then bashed down the palisade and killed me.

that is what made me think it was elgato

[daemmonium]

Who is the elgato? Isn't that a hispanic name? Why is a hispanic in a asian village?

Also they didn't really give me any chance, they just asked for stuff that I didn't have then bashed down the palisade and killed me.

elgato stand or "thecat" in spanish, even tho "elgato" is not spanish or hispanic, he just uses that nickname.

[ramones]

So, you say chineese... what was the impression broken english is chineese dear Mr. Trololol?

[Fortress]

So, you say chineese... what was the impression broken english is chineese dear Mr. Trololol?

Broken English and hailing from a "panda village" led me to come to the conclusion that he was Chinese. Obviously he appears to be Spanish instead and he possibly isn't even in the panda village?!