We spawned there, and quickly found it was an active village. I communicated with them on my newly-spawned alt, but my communications were met with slingshots to my alt's face. I began to poke fun at them for their shitty fighting skills and whatnot, and they decided that they were going to express their power by killing a 1 ua alt.
I began to warn them what I could do to them, when they said, 'skills are capped at 200, n00b once u raise it past that its pointless' and then I laughed, heartily. Ignorant and stupid-- the perfect candidates for a raid.
This was their first mistake. They left batteries, murders, etc beating up even their own kinfolk. I learned that their village was rather close to one of my teleports and decided to have a little fun. So I sent my main over to their village (swimming through land and walking through water) or at least began the trip.
Halfway through, they decided my alt was in the way of their palisade (well-placed alt ftw) and shot it again, telling me to move. I informed them my main would be there soon to slaughter them all. One of the 'tough guys' in a boar helmet decided, 'lol lets fight him' and kept cheering me on. Thank you, tough guy.
Eventually, I arrived, and in a lag-spike aggro'd both of them before they could make it away. I dashed after tough guy (hoping he'd fight back!


Once tough guy was taken care of I chased after 'macho' whose hf i spawned at. Dead. I kept my alt there to wait for more of their ~2 friends, and quickly there-after one more came along.
I ported back, and.. dead.

all scents inside of the village will be tracked. all hearthfires inside of the village will be broken. all people i see in/around this village will be killed.
<3
inb4 people bitch at me for not censoring screens
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oh and then i came back and punched two of their reincarnations.