The Story of Mr.Electric: Professional Hearther

[Inspirational175]

PART ONE: The Beginning

The day was a day like all others in Haven and Hearth. The sun was shining, the noobs were multiplying like rabbits and Mr.Electric was slowly awaking. He rose out of bed and said to the world "Hello, how are you doing? I'm doing pretty well. I have a kickass feudal-style farm with peasants who love me or at least they say that they do." Mr.Electric walked over to his cupboard of fine goods and put on his best ranger shirt, nettle pants, ranger boots, steel plate, necromancer robe and his favorite ranger cape.

Mr.Electric was not always a rich man, he grew up on a small farm wedged in the side of a cliff around Roadsville. His farm had all the basic crops. He had wheat, flax, pumpkins, grapes but not much else. He loved to make his house as beautiful as possible. He gathered the finest stones to pave his uniquely gridded farm with its lovely log cabin that he built at the age of five by himself.

He was abandoned at birth and left in the forests around Roadsville to die. He did not die, he survived through the most unlikely of ways. Mr.Electric, back then known as Boy Electric was raised by the fierce rabbits of Roadsville. They taught him all the basics of life, such as don't swim across rivers; you'll drown.

At the age of three and a half, Boy Electric was abandoned by the fierce rabbits of Roadsville. They felt that he had learnt all the valuable lessons of rabbit life. He settled southwest of Roadsville on a small upside down triangular island that he dubbed "The Humble Island".

PART TWO: Meet and Greet

At the age of fifteen and three quarters; Boy Electric now known as Teen Electric encountered his first village while travelling the caverns surrounding his home in every direction. The village was known as Silk Road, an embattled village constantly being attacked; at least from his perspective. The place was filled with dead bodies and wrought iron. He took some of their wrought iron, since he thought that they wouldn't be needing it and left the same way that he came in.

The next day, two richly dressed travelers approached his humble farm. Teen Electric didn't know who they were or why they were there. Teen Electric rushed out wearing only his linen pants and farm hat, to greet them.

Teen Electric said, "Hello, I'm Electric. I was raised by rabbits. Who are you and what brings you to these parts? "

Old Man Toska responded " I am Toska, also known as SpiderK of Sigma and this is my humble companion, Uncle Phil. I am a soldier of Pandemonium and I am here on a mission."

"Do you need any assistance sir? I have nothing better to do, this farm doesn't need any attendance since it barely keeps me alive as it is..."

"Why yes I do, do you know of a place known as Silk Road?"

"Yes, I do sir. I know a secret way into it that's unguarded, want to see?"

"That would be pleasant gesture."

Uncle Phil, Toska and Teen Electric left Teen Electric's humble farm for the secret cave entrance to Silk Road.

PART THREE: Acceptance

"Well guys, we're here. What do you think? We're right in the center of their village. Did I do a good job?"

"You did do a good job, but you didn't at the same time. It is impossible for us to get to the other parts of the village from here."

"Damn, they must of saw me last time I came and they must of changed the defense system."

"I am so sorry for wasting your time sir."

"You didn't waste our time kid, you did a great job and I would like you to join us in Sigma. Before you say yes, you have to answer three simple questions."

"What are they sir?"

"Do you hate the polish, do you hate the Russians and where are you from?"

"I don't have a problem with the polish, I hate the Russians when they are organized and I am from The Humble Island which is directly west of Roadsville."

"Okay, I like you kid; want to join us?"

"Sure, sir!"

"Don't call me sir, you can call me SpiderK, Toska or Vigilance and stop grinning so much... Its really freaking me out."

"What about my farm though and all my possessions?"

"We can stop by your home before we depart back to Sigma. You can gather anything you may want to bring while Phil and I eat your food."

PART FOUR: The Rules

In Sigma, Toska's followers only have three rules to live by.

The Rules:

1. Don't take anything from Toska's part of the basement.

2. Always ask permission before taking stuff from the basement.

3. Do whatever you want, we don't have jobs; we're all filthy rich from the sinful acts we commit.

PART FIVE: The Rampage

A week after joining Sigma, Teen Electric now known as Mr.Electric went on a rampage. No one outside of Sigma was safe. He talked the neighbors into giving him their palisades through diplomacy then killed them with the help of Vigilance directly after they handed over said keys.

No one was safe, the noobs were looted of everything and scents were left all over. Houses were defiled just for the hell of it, the items were not taken from most houses. The items were just thrown into the river. The area around Sigma went from being a crowded place, to a wasteland of abandoned log cabins and timber houses.

One day, Mr.Electric took over a palisaded fortress and entrapped the residents. They were not pleased and lit their smoke signals of distress. The sole intact native tribe assembled and freed them, but they could take nothing. Their items were burn't and their homes were left to rot. This was the beginning of the end for Mr.Electric.

The tribal chieftain known as "Jezebel" seduced Vigilance. Sinful Vigilance confused this lady for a man and fucked her accordingly. He scolded Mr.Electric for what he did and the rampage ceased, but too much damage was already done. The owners of the abandoned lands came back demanding my head or sinful Vigilance's and he gave in to their demands.

Vigilance, pretended to kill Mr.Electric and forced him to go, incognito. Mr.Electric now known as Electric Avenue, did not do so good Incognito.

PART SIX: The Feudal Farm

Electric Avenue, went outside of his feudal style farm to check on the lush crops of his Eden. The soil was rich and the water was pure. He loved living in his Eden.

A random noob by the name of Lightning passed by his Eden and Electric said,

"Hey, want to live with me? I need a worker. I'll pay you and all you have to do is live here for a month if you don't like working for me."

Lightning agreed to the arrangement, he promptly moved and built his house on his allocated plot of land. He was a hard worker.

After Lightning came, others soon followed until there was a good eight not including Electric. They all loved Electric and called him a fair Lord of the Land.

PART SEVEN: The Rebellious Village

Electric smelt the scent of rebellion within one of the Sigma controlled villages. The main agitator was a man by the name of Seren Elder. Electric brought this to the attention of Uncle Phil, after serious consideration. Uncle Phil ordered Electric to trick Seren into coming to Electric's feudal style farm; Seren came to the farm.

Once Seren, Uncle Phil and Electric were there; Uncle Phil said,

"So, Seren; you have been planning a rebellion against Sigma and you agreed to rob Sigma also?"

Seren responded "I never agreed to robbing Sigma and I just don't like to be ruled by Sigma, you guys are asses."

Electric interjected "I gave you a test and during that test you told me that you wanted to rob Sigma."

"LIES, ASK MY FRIEND WHITE BEAR!"

Time passed while Uncle Phil located and talked to White Bear. Uncle Phil returned.

Uncle Phil said "Well Electric, it seems that you are being teamed up against and we all know that two people's opinion beat out one person's opinion. Repent and tell the truth or die!"

"I have told you the truth, Why would you believe these REBELS over me, a member of Sigma? Have I not been loyal to you?"

"You have and I always liked you, but the words of many are stacked against you and Vigilance thinks you stole his table (even though you have nowhere to hide it, that we can't search)."

"But but but, fine kill me. I will die believing the truth and I will not be forced through torture into believing the lies of The Rebels. Kill me."

"Very well, I always liked you; remember that."

Uncle Phil pulled out his giant axe and slew Electric.

PART EIGHT: The End or The New Beginning?

The whereabouts of Seren Elder are unknown nowadays, some say he was killed by Uncle Phil that day, others say that he was killed by a Russian and some say that he escaped into the woods to live the life of a hermit but no one knows for sure. As for Mr.Electric, it is said that he accidentally impregnated a woman, who he mistook for a guy. The workers of Mr.Electric dispersed except for a few who decided to stay in Eden, which slowly turned into a wasteland. Uncle Phil and Vigilance are still some of the strongest combatants in the world, but they were recently robbed of all their prized pants by who knows who... The lives of all, intertwine and untwine several times in one lifetime.

[cauda_draconis]

i lold

[Inspirational175]

i lold

I'm glad.

[Vigilance]

10/10 would read again.

give me my table fag

[Inspirational175]

10/10 would read again.

give me my table fag

Tell me who stole it and I'll get it. Get me my chest, fag.

[EyeOfRa]

10/10 would read again.

give me my table fag

I'm told you have his Large Chest. Stealling another man's Breasts, large ones at that, is commendable. Please carry on with the good work.

[lawton]

WLas this suppost to make us look bad, because I read it and you missed a ton of key factors, nothing big but they make this look odd.

[Inspirational175]

WLas this suppost to make us look bad, because I read it and you missed a ton of key factors, nothing big but they make this look odd.

I summarized and no it was not ment to, I got tired of telling the whole story over and over again to people when they ask about it.

[teengames]

Yay for HnH history! I'm learning

[Vigilance]

Yay for HnH history! I'm learning

This is hardly history.

Electric's time in Sigma was an experiment much similar to Ninja's time in sigma. It is a trial run to test people to see if they're even worthy of being close to me (phil and dmitry both passed the test)

everyone minus those two have failed.