4chan Camp Destroyed

[bmjclark]

For the past day, we've been following a group of forchan guys that were trying to build up a camp. Today, we received a message from their steam chat to spawn at the HS "New Haven". Naturally, we spawned an alt and set off on our mains to find this encampment. After about 20 mins of travelling...this was the result


There were about 11 of them..now none remain

EDIT: Make that 13 dead.

[TeckXKnight]

Normally I'm all for your raiding antics as they add some spice to the game but it seems like you guys have been wiping out total newbies more often lately. Not that you need to justify yourselves, least of all to me, but is there any reason in particular for this?

[bmjclark]

Not a fan of forchan . But no, there isn't a real reason for it =s

Chat log

CARLOS: THERE'S SOME GUY WITH A METAL HELMET ATTACKING
CARLOS: HE HAS A SWORD
CARLOS: HE'S GONNA KILL US
Sleeping Satellite: Haha, ho fuck
Sir Loin: RUSSIANS
HankScorpio: OHGODWHAT
HankScorpio: RUN
HankScorpio: JUST RUN
HankScorpio: ABANDON IT AND RUN
CARLOS: ALREADY LOGGED OUT
King Takara: lol
Sleeping Satellite: Get to the shore
Sir Loin: FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
CARLOS: ON CHRIST, I'M GONNA DIE
Sleeping Satellite: I can take someone with me in the boat.
King Takara: logging out does not save you
CARLOS: IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHIN' ISN'T IT
Sleeping Satellite: GET TO THE SHORE YOU NIGGER
Sleeping Satellite: I CAN TAKE SOMEONE IN THE BOAT
TheKemp: NOOOOO
TheKemp: IM UNCONCSCIOUS
King Takara: welp, time for a new character
Serious: Russians?
Serious: DID THEY INVADE?
Serious: I'M WAKING UP.
TheKemp: DEAD....
CARLOS: haha
CARLOS: I'M FUCKIN' DEAD
Serious: Oh christ wake up you fool
TheKemp: thats ace that
CARLOS: WELL
CARLOS: DAMN
Serious: CLAUDE NOOOOO
CARLOS: THAT WAS A GOOD RUN
TheKemp: cant even get pvp skillz
CARLOS: I'LL COME BACK
TheKemp: time for 2.0
CARLOS: THE WORLD WILL KNOW CLAUDE SPEED, ONCE MORE
TheKemp: knew we would get dominated as soon as we appeared on the minimap
Sleeping Satellite: Want me to make a hearthfire?
Sleeping Satellite: Ah fuck I have no dream... (puke)
CARLOS: YE.
Serious: OH SHIT
CARLOS: DID YOU DIE TOO?
Sleeping Satellite: But I have probably a solution...
Serious: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Sleeping Satellite: No I didn't
CARLOS: WHO ALL IS DEAD?
Serious: AHAHAHAHA
Sleeping Satellite: I'm fucking far away
Serious: I like my last words.
Mann: the fuck happened?
Sleeping Satellite: Russians
Mann: why are you guys dying?
TheKemp: and i couldnt even fucking run becasue i couldnt drop the fucking crate on my head
Sleeping Satellite: They all dead.
Serious: My last words are "WHAT HAPPE-"
Serious: Oh god that's hilarious
Mann: so there's Russians where?
CARLOS: Just one guy, too.
CARLOS: Goddamn hilarious.
Sir Loin: whats the hearth secret again? died so i have to make a new char
Serious: *wake up* "WHAT HAPPE-" *sliced*
Sleeping Satellite: Alright
Sleeping Satellite: Hold on
CARLOS: One fucker with a bear cape and a claymore.
TheKemp: hmm, i got 1k lp back when i made a new character
Sleeping Satellite: I'll try to catch a dream
HankScorpio: Fucking ruskies
TheKemp: thats semi alright
Serious: I had a good life!
Sleeping Satellite: And make a hearth fire
Sleeping Satellite: So you can all spawn.
CARLOS: So ye, we startin' again?
Sleeping Satellite: You're forced.
TheKemp: im up for it
Serious: I can't make the same name again?
CARLOS: I'm down.
Serious: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
Mann: where are the russians?
CARLOS: CLAUDE SPEED THE SECOND, REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR!
CARLOS: Not Russians.
Sleeping Satellite: Got a dream.
CARLOS: Russian.

[DDDsDD999]

Laughed at the guy dead on the bed.

[slipper]

I was studying irl when this happenned, good thing my 5k lp newbie is still alive.

[boshaw]

Congrats, you wiped out a camp of complete noobs

[xXGhostxX]

Always got to be russians that get the blame.

[Zou]

Everytime we screamed "RUSSIANS!" as noobs, it was Ainran.

[OliverHunt]

That was my hearthsecret... can you at least tell me all your IGNs so I can remove you and we can actually play the game?

[TeckXKnight]

That was my hearthsecret... can you at least tell me all your IGNs so I can remove you and we can actually play the game?

I'm a channer too, do you guys need any help?