Painhertz you forgot to build your hearthfire - again

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Re: Painhertz you forgot to build your hearthfire - again

Postby burgingham » Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:19 pm

I remember how Pain claimed to never get angry over this game the slightest bit. That right there must be quite an elaborate troll then.
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Re: Painhertz you forgot to build your hearthfire - again

Postby jordancoles » Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:23 pm

Valten21 wrote:The scents were right inside the minehole at Second Chapter, which was about 15 seconds east of the place Jordan Coles marked off as yours, the one you called him retarded over.

Loooooooooooooooooooooool
Love you buddy <3

painhertz wrote:...shit stains like you and Jordan Coles do everything in your power to ruin it for everyone and I just simply won't be a party to that anymore.

I ruin things for everyone? More like just you.

painhertz wrote:I generally hate hippies and whatnot but the one thing I "do" agree with in this universe is karma. It WILL come round for you, boy. Maybe your parents will die horribly, maybe you'll come down with colon cancer or something. Maybe someone you love dearly will betray you. Whatever it turns out to be, just remember that I'm right there silently laughing at you because eventually the scales balance.


So because Valten enjoys a pvp videogame and decides to call you out on things it makes him a bad person? Karma is going to get him pretty bad then, me too I suppose. But if karma is keeping score it must not be doing a very good job. Let's remind it of a few things.

Painhertz Quotes that would go on the bad karma list:

Kill yourself. problem solved.

by painhertz » Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:22 am

Please kill yourself or die trying........

by painhertz » Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:32 am

No one cares, kill yourself please.

by painhertz » Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:55 pm

Please go kill yourself. Do it for science.

by painhertz » Thu May 17, 2012 11:07 pm

What is it about this game that it draws to it such dumb cunts? Please go kill yourself in real life!

by painhertz » Fri May 04, 2012 10:31 pm

Go fucking kill yourself you useless sack of shit. I pray that one day the Mods perma IP ban you for being such a complete piece of useless drivel. Carry on.

by painhertz » Thu May 03, 2012 5:00 pm

Kill yourself.

by painhertz » Sat Mar 24, 2012 5:55 pm

Kill yourself please. The removal of you and your ignorant thread will more than likely improve server performance.

by painhertz » Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:27 am

Now for a "Valten-like" post, from Painhertz, of course.

I thought you quit playing? Do I have to find you and kill you again this world? Fucking Mvpeh, still doesn't realize he's a perma-noob. lol

by painhertz » Thu Feb 16, 2012 2:08 pm

I fail to see how Valten is always the bad guy in this. Oh and just because this is going to be a very long wall of text anyways,

JordanCunts gets his just desserts! "Hi I'm a hipster kid from Canada, eH! I am from a badass faction and talk lots of smack! I also wear my sisters pants!"

by painhertz » Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:20 am

If being in a badass faction and wearing my nonexistent sister's pants is enough to get me my just desserts, what will happen to you?

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I was told on April 20th you were done "fucking with me" yet my name comes up in nearly every post you make.
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Re: Painhertz you forgot to build your hearthfire - again

Postby Shiro_kun » Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:24 pm

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[6:46:50] Alex: I think it would of been instresting to be in nazi slave camp
[6:46:55] Alex: The only downside is the real lack of food
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Re: Painhertz you forgot to build your hearthfire - again

Postby cobaltjones » Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:31 pm

I found a pic of painhertz irl:

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Re: Painhertz you forgot to build your hearthfire - again

Postby ShadowRanger » Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:03 pm

This guy. Made some meme's for the raging old man.

http://qkme.me/3q2i1q

http://qkme.me/3q2hwn



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Re: Painhertz you forgot to build your hearthfire - again

Postby jordancoles » Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:07 pm

Try to keep irl pictures out of it man..

Though the first one was sort of funny lol
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Re: Painhertz you forgot to build your hearthfire - again

Postby ShadowRanger » Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:21 pm

not really a big secret, he posted one on the picture thread and the other was like the second thing up when you googled "painhertz"

I could care fucking less this dude threatened me all kinda ways irl on skype for posting his coords and he scouted my life all out.

Although PH does have a John Wayne Gacy look, I wouldn't be surprised at all if he tried to hunt someone down irl over this. honestly.

Look at all the shit jordan coles is posting about his "kill yourself" to other people and shit...dudes kinda fucking crazy

Someone needs to put the crazy boy down
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Re: Painhertz you forgot to build your hearthfire - again

Postby cobaltjones » Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:40 pm

I was making a joke about the movie "Grumpy Old Men" (ph is a grumpy old man).

Since when did creepily posting someone's picture become method of trolling? Probably doesn't help that most of you weren't even born when that movie came out.
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Re: Painhertz you forgot to build your hearthfire - again

Postby ShadowRanger » Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:43 pm

^ carry on cobalt, he was talking about my meme links

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Re: Painhertz you forgot to build your hearthfire - again

Postby jordancoles » Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:54 pm

cobaltjones wrote:I was making a joke about the movie "Grumpy Old Men" (ph is a grumpy old man).

Since when did creepily posting someone's picture become method of trolling? Probably doesn't help that most of you weren't even born when that movie came out.

I was talking about the links, I know what you were referencing lol
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