Operation Anubis

[WatsonX]

Attention Hearthlings,
It has become clear to us that a hive of BAD-EVIL has infested our southeastern lands. The enemy in question: the Electric Retards. This league of murders, thieves, rapists, and terrorists, must be eliminated so that your motherland may be free from its clutches once more. To accepted the mission, speak the Hearth-Secret code to the woman in the top left corner of the starting room. She will give you access to the mission staging area.

Objectives:
*infiltrate Electric Retards compound
*Eliminate all hostiles
*Pillage to heart's content
*Force an enemy withdrawl from area

Intel:
Intelligence gathered shows that the Electic Retards compound is located at (-41, 53). Members are most active at 4:00-8:00am gmt +8. Expect multiple, poorly trained, fighters; usually around 5. The Hearth-Secret code is: anubis. It is advised to keep a check-list of the objectives, but remember to destroy them in danger of capture.

When your children ask you what you did in the Great Hearth War, what will you tell them?

[painhertz]

I'll tell them that you are a noob and Wut is this?

[WatsonX]

painhertz' children: What did you do in the Great Hearth War dad?
painhertz: You are a noob.

[jtpitner]

lol

[Anon9k]

Sir, would you at least try to explain how did they hurted your butt so much to make you post that kind of bullshit?
no backstory = no drama

[Radiant_Maelstrom]

Wait, are you part of the IA?

[Malicious]

I just walked around that village with an alt.
It's so poorly designed...

What's the point of this?

[WatsonX]

Wait, are you part of the IA?

No relation to IA.

I just walked around that village with an alt.
It's so poorly designed...

What's the point of this?

The point!? Did you read the post?
Try the part labeled Objectives:

[LadyGoo]

Those criminal scums will die

[Malicious]

Those criminal scums will die

The brickwall isn't finished on the east side