The One They Call: DovahBoo

[Xaniff]

A while back me and three friends were constructing a little town near, but not near enough to see from, the river. We get some nice leather armor and things are going fairly well. Fast forward a few days and we meet two hearth-lings by the name of PeterPioneer and Boo. They began to live down the river from us on the side of the lake and we keep contact. Fast forward again two days when me, one of my original friends, and Pete are all hunting together for fun. We find this fox while Pete was afk and we shot it; it ran. We followed it up to a brick wall (Not our smartest idea) and before we knew it their was a person sprinting towards us with a soldiers sword in hand. Surprisingly through negotiations we survived. Pete got the short end of the stick, while being afk he was knocked unconscious and taunted. A few days later the antagonists came back for revenge and killed him and Boo.

Now they make new characters and move over to where we, me and my friends, are living and build some timber houses next to us and all was well. Then some more people found us, I'm not sure whether it was the same people as before but we were raided and killed. After this me and most of my friends decide to relocate with new characters and we get off to a good start somewhere else. One of my friends stayed behind.

About a week later the friend of mine that stayed behind logs on enters my house (I had told him to take what he wanted) to find Boo standing there in a bear cape. He says "You have committed crimes against the Lair of Seamen and her people. What say you in your defense?" My friend thinks its a joke and replies "Lol," Next thing he knows Boo and Peter (Now RobinChips) are attacking him with slings, slowly whittling down his HHP by shooting him when ever he wakes. This whole time Boo is shouting, "I am DovahBoo!" They kill him in the end and exclaim, "Eighteen killstreak, airstrike inbound,"

What I want to know is whether any of you know who these people are, they said they had connections with ~Maze~ (not entirely sure who he is) and were very experienced. Better yet, if either Boo or ChipRobins/PeterPioneer find this forum post then tell me how you've been. Let me be clear, I'm not looking for a ranger, I just what to know like, 'what the heck?'

[Kaios]

this is the best fucking story ever

[jordancoles]

>slings
>bear capes
>18 kills
>Maze
They're clearly nooby faggots who think that they're something special, disregard them knowing that they will never get to touch a naked breast without the charges that follow.

[Kaios]

private jordan 'buzzkill' coles reporting for duty, sir!

[jordancoles]

private jordan 'buzzkill' coles reporting for duty, sir!

Just doin my job

[fallout]

Sounds like you were raided by Odditown.

[HarryDresden]

Wasn't Maze AD? That's what he always told me at least. French Canadian Russian Allies... Jesus, what is the world coming to?

[Xaniff]

Sounds like you were raided by Odditown.

How did you gather that? I didn't say what they were wearing or my coordinates or even their nationality. I'm not sure how you could know who they are.

[ArvinJA]

Sounds like you were raided by Odditown.

How did you gather that? I didn't say what they were wearing or my coordinates or even their nationality. I'm not sure how you could know who they are.

He's a retard, just ignore him.

[Xaniff]

>slings
>bear capes
>18 kills
>Maze
They're clearly nooby faggots who think that they're something special, disregard them knowing that they will never get to touch a naked breast without the charges that follow.

Not so sure about the whole 'Noob' thing. These guys had live stock in the first week or so and showed me how to highlight things with Alt+Left Click. I'm not saying they were extraordinary, but it wasn't their first second or even third time.

Edit: I say 'these guys' but Boo (At least in character) was a chick.