Best Criminal is Best

[NaoWhut]

My friends were minding their own business
when this guy sails up and starts talking some
mad shit. He was telling them how he was a
guy named Vitor from AD, had 635 UA and...
COULD MELEE BEARS!!!!@%!^@$^

After shooting at them over their walls, using
profanity, and insulting them he sailed off.

Here's the funny part... he left a Battery scent.
and here's the funnier part... he had no hearth.

So i didn't even bother chasing him, AD said he
was not with them so as soon as he logged off
i just killed him.



That phat lootz



and finally: the kind people that this guy just
donated his gear to... I'd say this guy is probably
the smartest criminal i've run into this week.



He also tried to jump their cliffs, but got scared
and ran away to get backup or something... good
thing we told everyone about that ;o

My apologies to AD if this was truly one of your
guys. I'm sorry if you had a guy this brilliant <3

[chris1122]

Lol, Nice story Nao!

[losexd]

lol , I know this guy *--* who got killed ...........

[gdwdalfem]

Oh ffs...

He was from my village and that's my -only- palisade's key.

God dammit.


Oh, nevermind. I have another one. Anyway, i'm really sorry for that.

[HarryDresden]

Oh ffs...

He was from my village and that's my -only- palisade's key.

God dammit.


Oh, nevermind. I have another one. Anyway, i'm really sorry for that.

You should by your key back for a pearl, otherwise, everyone in your area will be walking in your front door.

[NaoWhut]

i'd just hand you back your key, but i
gave it to my villagers and let them
do what they want to... imma go sleep

night night ^^

[gdwdalfem]

Oh ffs...

He was from my village and that's my -only- palisade's key.

God dammit.


Oh, nevermind. I have another one. Anyway, i'm really sorry for that.

You should by your key back for a pearl, otherwise, everyone in your area will be walking in your front door.

Yeah... :/
But we're finishing our brickwall so i think there won't be any problem.
i think
please don't

[gdwdalfem]

i'd just hand you back your key, but i
gave it to my villagers and let them
do what they want to... imma go sleep

night night ^^

Nah, don't worry. He's from my village and he did that, whatever happens now is our fault.

[Timothy123]

He is a smooth criminal - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBrWNbjw3RA

[talon00302]

He's definitely not AD but to me he seems like a winner of the greatest variety!