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Re: To BHoD LS from BHoD layer 2 LS

Postby WarpedWiseMan » Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:19 pm

Robert Bear doesn't wash but instead wears too much cologne to compensate.
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.

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Re: To BHoD LS from BHoD layer 2 LS

Postby WarpedWiseMan » Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:20 pm

Robert Bear thinks Kevin Smith movies would be a lot more enjoyable if they didn't cuss so darn much.
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.

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Re: To BHoD LS from BHoD layer 2 LS

Postby WarpedWiseMan » Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:21 pm

Robert Bear re-enacts The Empire Strikes Back using his Burger King collector's glasses from Return of the Jedi, and chuckles to himself at the juxtaposition.
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btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.

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Re: To BHoD LS from BHoD layer 2 LS

Postby WarpedWiseMan » Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:22 pm

Robert Bear has a list of people to kill but it consists only of himself.
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.

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Re: To BHoD LS from BHoD layer 2 LS

Postby WarpedWiseMan » Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:22 pm

Robert Bear once got a porn popup and still gets angry about it sometimes.
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.

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Re: To BHoD LS from BHoD layer 2 LS

Postby WarpedWiseMan » Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:24 pm

On weekends Robert Bear slides around on his laminate floors in his socks and wishes he could be figure skating with a beautiful strong man.
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.

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Re: To BHoD LS from BHoD layer 2 LS

Postby WarpedWiseMan » Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:26 pm

Robert Bear uses the word "whilst" instead of while to give himself an air of distinction and education.
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.

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Re: To BHoD LS from BHoD layer 2 LS

Postby WarpedWiseMan » Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:26 pm

Robert Bear retains a private detective to give him monthly status updates on the lives of his elementary school bullies.
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.

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Re: To BHoD LS from BHoD layer 2 LS

Postby WarpedWiseMan » Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:27 pm

Robert Bear complains about overreaching government surveillance but secretly wishes for it in the hope that somebody will pay close attention to him.
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.

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Re: To BHoD LS from BHoD layer 2 LS

Postby Oddity » Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:28 pm

Robert Bear can GO COUNT HIS DICK
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