Please help, A boar is stalking me

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Re: Please help, A boar is stalking me

Postby Kaios » Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:10 pm

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Re: Please help, A boar is stalking me

Postby redbanner » Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:23 pm

You must mate with its people and ,with time, your differences will be resolved. There is no need for violence.
Give a man a fire and he will be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life. -- Some old guy
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Re: Please help, A boar is stalking me

Postby shotgunn902 » Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:38 pm

um use enders, and the boar is random. You made the story interesting though.
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Re: Please help, A boar is stalking me

Postby Sardte » Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:57 pm

redbanner wrote:You must mate with its people and ,with time, your differences will be resolved. There is no need for violence.


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Re: Please help, A boar is stalking me

Postby _Gunnar » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:39 pm

The poor victim appears to have managed to sleep despite her mortal danger
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I tracked this Devil Boar to where it seems to have recently gored two would-be hunters to death
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Luckily I brought my trusty blade.
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I decided to leave the boar to the peasant whom it was terrorizing
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Along with a very small welcome to the area present, and some crafted items which are hopefully better than she could make
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Sadly I fear that the beast's brethren will return, so I would advise all peasants to build walls and claim their land as soon as possible.
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Re: Please help, A boar is stalking me

Postby krikke93 » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:46 pm

Haha awesome! :D next: stalking part 2 - devil bear
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Re: Please help, A boar is stalking me

Postby TeckXKnight » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:47 pm

This was a wonderful thread and everyone involved deserves the greatest of thanks.
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Re: Please help, A boar is stalking me

Postby _Gunnar » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:56 pm

As has been pointed out previously, you can learn magic that makes trees invisible and alerts you to the presence of harmful beings at http://www.mediafire.com/hnh_ender

Even peasants should find it easy to learn the magical incantations required.
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Re: Please help, A boar is stalking me

Postby barracuda546 » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:58 pm

Gunnar is a true bro and clearly not criminal scum
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Re: Please help, A boar is stalking me

Postby hazzor » Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:10 am

i love this thread so much, i wish i could be so naive as OP and gunnar iced the cake
Oh boy, here I go cheesemaking again...
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