To: LS of The Holy Land

[TeckXKnight]

Has slavery or overlording other villages ever successfully worked yet?
If not it's about damn time. :|

You have to get newbies who won't quit, is the issue. Anyone worth their salt can break free and get to the wilderness.

[Mcporkins]

first off i dont trust anyone who names themselves a saint, second off psh, overlord of pixels is a wonderful title, how about some sunshine, peaches? lol I laugh at the retardedness of this thread.

[hazzor]

first off i dont trust anyone who names themselves a saint, second off psh, overlord of pixels is a wonderful title, how about some sunshine, peaches? lol I laugh at the retardedness of this thread.

Pixels that hold value however, don't laugh at the "retardedness" because you don't agree with the topic

[Mcporkins]

who said i didnt agree, i was offering an opinion, as is my right. and yes i love this game and sink most of my time into it, even while laid up here in the hospital. But what i dont like is people giving themselves titles and tossing human rights violations around in a GAME. oh your oppressed by your neighbors cause they are more powerful than you? MOVE THE FUCK AWAY. I am saint paizuri of the holy mothers undies village, blah blah fucking blah. megalomania is rampant amongst 12-15 year olds nowadays?

[MightySheep]

u mad cuz ur a dying cripple

enjoy ur hospital

[Ninijutsu]

Lol. Here is the story since everybody is so interested in this thread:

I was just taking a leisurely stroll with my buddies when we happen across a village. As per usual we all check it out, and we find a key alt inside of the palisade walls (no brick) right next to the gate. We keep moving along and we see another village just south of "The Holy Land", and a small group of houses to the east. Near the houses is an alt chopping wood. We murder him immediately and get a keyring. The keyring goes to the front gates at the southern village. We find the minehole there and we see that someone has been making a mine just north of the area, so we tunnel through to that mining area. Their minehole is just outside their village in a palisaded square, but next to it at the bottom is someone's hearthfire. We realized one of our vandal scents leads to his fire, but he is online. We wait there for a bit, meanwhile killing the key alt that was at their gates. After waiting for a couple hours, we realize the key alt decayed and left a key outside of their walls. We go to get the key, but it's barely stuck in the gate. We then go back to the fire, which is now unlit, summon the guy, kill him, and go home. Then I get all these PM's from angry villagers, and I have decided that we will be coming back to the holy land with a palibasher just to give them a hard time.

Best get that brickwall up son.

[rawr548]

you should be a lot more friendly to the people who can return your village back to nature

[Mcporkins]

u mad cuz ur a dying cripple

enjoy ur hospital

Dayum son, i wish i was crippled, then i could get a check instead of working like a slave. but nope, i will be out in a couple weeks. but thanks for your concern.

[Ninijutsu]

Actually, after consulting my posse we have decided to give you a chance to live. If you pay us what we expect to get from raiding you, we will leave you alone.

We require 150 points.

Pearl - 50 points
Bluebell - 35 points
Edelweiss - 10 points
Flotsam - 15 points
Frog's Crown - 2 points (25 crowns max)

Or a large chest of Delicious Deer Dogs.


Make your choice. We will either raid you and obliterate your village wholly, or take a small payment.

PM'd to the "lawspeaker". Many of you claim to be the leader so I'll post it here.

[BooBooLaBoosh_]

Actually, after consulting my posse we have decided to give you a chance to live. If you pay us what we expect to get from raiding you, we will leave you alone.

We require 150 points.

Pearl - 50 points
Bluebell - 35 points
Edelweiss - 10 points
Flotsam - 15 points
Frog's Crown - 2 points (25 crowns max)

Or a large chest of Delicious Deer Dogs.


Make your choice. We will either raid you and obliterate your village wholly, or take a small payment.

PM'd to the "lawspeaker". Many of you claim to be the leader so I'll post it here.

Pictures would be nice after this is all over.