Duhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.
Nila-Hood wrote:I love this thread.
Kamakazii wrote:Slowly ridding the world of lazy people.
graal wrote:Sorry to ask, but how do you know it was actually him? I mean, if things happened as you mentioned, you didn't have time to memorize him, right? (I am also saying that because I see no name tags on the screenshot, but then again, you could have it turned off).
dagrimreefah wrote:graal wrote:Sorry to ask, but how do you know it was actually him? I mean, if things happened as you mentioned, you didn't have time to memorize him, right? (I am also saying that because I see no name tags on the screenshot, but then again, you could have it turned off).
Yeah, how the hell did you find the guy/know it was him?
Duhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.
ArtemisGray wrote:Shortly after the first screenshot, I pissed off to my village. Dropped off my curios and logged for about 5 or 10 minutes then came back online, and headed back out to forage with a fresh boat.
I'm cruising down the river and I see a guy with a bear cape.
After spotting me he types "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL U MAD?" or something to that extent.
I aggroed him and a short chase ensued on the river before he got out of his boat and ran inland. All the while swearing at me and typing some extremely disgusting things ( horse genitalia etc ) that would not be appropriate for any teenage hearthlings viewing the forums, which is why I kept my chat on village when I took the screenshot.
He made it about a grid inland before running out of water and getting a sword through his throat.
Lol
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